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The Yorkshireman

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Dud I'm a professional interpreter lol swahilli and Arabic.
And your lady can write but can't speak a lingo lmao that's a bog roll situation because I see poo poo on your chin lad.

And yes they do you must not be as educated as you think get Google Translate and look for a word in each language lmao you'll be amazed.

I played football in a team full Portuguese and we allways played against Spanish students lol and words were same for a person that only understand pass, go and watch.

They were the same things said from both players just different accents, one said I am loco other said I am maluco.

Same if you ask your Polish miss how close is Polish and Russian she will tell you mate, why you think she can speak abit of Czech or what ever coz the northern Europe speak nearly same language buddy you just have to be educated or mingle with others to know these things.

I bet your furthest you been is isle of Man lmao you don't know shit buddy


Oh really, you're a professional interpreter too? So you have a valid DPSI and CSIC?

Who gives a fuck about your Swahilli and Arabic, you don't speak French and Italian do you!?

Well we DO!

Like I said, Portugese and Spanish are yes pretty much the same language.

Italian and French are NOT, they're not even similar!
Some words may seem similar but they're far from pretty much the same language like you implied!

Polish is close to Czech, not to Russian, that's why she can speak a little Czech.
She found this out by talking to a Czech interpreter in Polish just 3 months ago, the other girl replied in Czech, neither speaks each others language but they understood each other.

She learned Russian in school because of well, fucking communism obviously!
A lack of a need to speak it lowers the skill set, reading and comprehending text is completely different.

I can read Polish with a perfect Polish accent if I try hard enough but I'm fucked I can have a conversation with the same words.

You should understand these things (as well as the etimology of words and languages) if you are a professional interpreter like you say.



And Poland, The Czech Republic and Russia are not in Northern Europe you think twat.

They're in Eastern Europe. Northern Europe is Germany, Finland, Greenland, Denmark....




And this is me in Prague, stood at the Poland/Czech Republic border in -25c.

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Too funny, keep on showing yourself up mate, it's a right laugh!
 

zeddd

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Dude I'm a professional interpreter too lol swahilli and Arabic.
And your lady can write but can't speak a lingo lmao that's a bog roll situation because I see poo poo on your chin lad.

And yes they do you must not be as educated as you think get Google Translate and look for a word in each language lmao you'll be amazed.

I played football in a team full Portuguese and we allways played against Spanish students lol and words were same for a person that only understand pass, go and watch.

They were the same things said from both players just different accents, one said I am loco other said I am maluco.

Same if you ask your Polish miss how close is Polish and Russian she will tell you mate, why you think she can speak abit of Czech or what ever coz the northern Europe speak nearly same language buddy you just have to be educated or mingle with others to know these things.

I bet your furthest you been is isle of Man lmao you don't know shit buddy
you a muslim then man speaking Arabic and Swahili suggests east Africa?
 

The Yorkshireman

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Ph issues picView attachment 3581244
Thats light brown yours is golden brown blotches,

This is salts mate View attachment 3581246
Very different from yours....

Like I said 7 or 8 times I got that issue until I solved it
The top picture is a Magnesium deficiency, they're not blotches, they're patches devoid of Chlorophyll cells because the plant is def of Magnesium resulting in the leaf margins breaking down and giving the classic 'Tiger Stripe' effect.

The bottom is deficient in all sorts, the purpling is due to Molybdenum.

You're wrong.
 

Labs Dexter

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Oh really, you're a professional interpreter too? So you have a valid DPSI and CSIC?

Who gives a fuck about your Swahilli and Arabic, you don't speak French and Italian do you!?

Well we DO!

Like I said, Portugese and Spanish are yes pretty much the same language.

Italian and French are NOT, they're not even similar!
Some words may seem similar but they're far from pretty much the same language like you implied!

Polish is close to Czech, not to Russian, that's why she can speak a little Czech.
She found this out by talking to a Czech interpreter in Polish just 3 months ago, the other girl replied in Czech, neither speaks each others language but they understood each other.

She learned Russian in school because of well, fucking communism obviously!
A lack of a need to speak it lowers the skill set, reading and comprehending text is completely different.

I can read Polish with a perfect Polish accent if I try hard enough but I'm fucked I can have a conversation with the same words.

You should understand these things (as well as the etimology of words and languages) if you are a professional interpreter like you say.



And Poland, The Czech Republic and Russia are not in Northern Europe you think twat.

They're in Eastern Europe. Northern Europe is Germany, Finland, Greenland, Denmark....




And this is me in Prague, stood at the Poland/Czech Republic border in -25c.

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Too funny, keep on showing yourself up mate, it's a right laugh!
Thick twat you mean mate lol, images.jpg

Here is me in last movie I done god knows amount of places I been lol.

But they are the same and don't be scared to be wrong, okay my geography is off but my plant diagnosis is not and you have a Phosphorous issues mate.

I'd sort that out first

Oh and never needed the stuff you mentioned above I had to do an interview and repeat whats been said on tape and read some stuff and translate. I was clear that's could not spell. I worked for prestige aswel amd was getting 30 quid per hour.
 
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The Yorkshireman

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Thick twat you mean mate lol, View attachment 3581257

Here is me in last movie I done god knows amount of places I been lol.

But they are the same and don't be scared to be wrong, okay my geography is off but my plant diagnosis is not and you have a Phosphorous issues mate.

I'd sort that out first
Again, quite obviously a typo.
It's to be expected when you're rattling through text at the rate I am.


I'm not wrong, you can't call 2 languages you don't speak the same just because 2 completely different ones are?

I'll just ring my dad up and ask him the same question, the same dad who speaks both languages fluently and ask him the same question eh?

No, cos I don't fucking have to.
You don't know what you're talking about, you just think you do.

You're deluded mate, a proper divvy.
 

Labs Dexter

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Again, quite obviously a typo.
It's to be expected when you're rattling through text at the rate I am.


I'm not wrong, you can't call 2 languages you don't speak the same just because 2 completely different ones are?

I'll just ring my dad up and ask him the same question, the same dad who speaks both languages fluently and ask him the same question eh?

No, cos I don't fucking have to.
You don't know what you're talking about, you just think you do.

You're deluded mate, a proper divvy.
Lool
 

Labs Dexter

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Got better things to do and please do ask your dad if you speak French or Spanish how easy is it to learn others I mentioned lmao you are dumb.

Night peeps, and I did mention I can't spell or can be arsd to correct em
 

Labs Dexter

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And I for one know you a Yorkshire man showing you grow then posting a pic of your self on a public bullshit lmao bog roll again mate.

Night, usiku mwema usipige punyeto saana
 

The Yorkshireman

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Oh and never needed the stuff you mentioned above I had to do an interview and repeat whats been said on tape and read some stuff and translate. I was clear that's could not spell. I worked for prestige aswel amd was getting 30 quid per hour.
Then you're not a prefessional intertpreter or translator (can't fucking spell, lol.)

Can't do court cases without a DPSI and Prestige won't even sign you up to their books without a CSIC.

The fact that you don't know what those qualifications are says it all, you're not a professional at all, you've done some bits and pieces years ago nothing more, so don't make out you are anything more because I know better.
 
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