Jimdamick
Well-Known Member
Pinhead, ( oop's) I meant Pinworm, (luv ya) gave me an idea on what this site could really use, and that is a continuous joke or the funniest thing you know thread. So here it is, have fun.
An Italian, a Jew and an Irishman went into a bar to have a drink.
"Give us 3 beers" said the Irishman to the bartender, and the bartender happily complied, and brought them 3 nice cold mugs of beer. They all raised their glasses to give a toast, and as they prepared to drink, all three noticed a fly in each of their drinks.
The Italian looked down at the fly, grabbed it, stared at it, tossed it on the floor, licked his fingers and proceeded to imbibe the beer.
The Jew said "Oye vey", and then said to the bartender "I want a new beer"
The Irishman looked down at his beer with a frown, and watched as the fly swam around, leaving a trail of foam in it's wake.
In the blink of an eye, the mick reaches down and grabs the fly by it's wings, removing it from his beer.
Then with a great roar, starts to shake the fly above his glass, screaming at the top of his lungs
"Spit it out, spit it out"
End of story.
An Italian, a Jew and an Irishman went into a bar to have a drink.
"Give us 3 beers" said the Irishman to the bartender, and the bartender happily complied, and brought them 3 nice cold mugs of beer. They all raised their glasses to give a toast, and as they prepared to drink, all three noticed a fly in each of their drinks.
The Italian looked down at the fly, grabbed it, stared at it, tossed it on the floor, licked his fingers and proceeded to imbibe the beer.
The Jew said "Oye vey", and then said to the bartender "I want a new beer"
The Irishman looked down at his beer with a frown, and watched as the fly swam around, leaving a trail of foam in it's wake.
In the blink of an eye, the mick reaches down and grabs the fly by it's wings, removing it from his beer.
Then with a great roar, starts to shake the fly above his glass, screaming at the top of his lungs
"Spit it out, spit it out"
End of story.
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