Why did Jesus...

[kelly4]

Turn water into wine? I would have turned water into virgins...lots of them.

 

[Steve French]

 

[kelly4]

Magical virgins whose breasts poured beer.

 

[ChingOwn]

 

[neosapien]

 

[ODanksta]

 

[tyler.durden]

If he would have turned straw into weed, I'd be a christian today...

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[ODanksta]

Damn I like this Jesus guy..

 

[kelly4]

"Jesus, turn that dog into a virgin."

 

[Elwood Diggler]

who?

 

[bizarrojohnson]

 

[bizarrojohnson]

.Ok that (below) is what i was originally gonna post. But i thought that was funny^^^^(above)

 

[bizarrojohnson]

 

[Eltomcat]

Hey Jesus died for our sins. So we could do all the dirty stuff we want!!

 

[oldtimer54]

I think Ghandi said it best
All you mofo's are going straight to hell !

 

[LetsGetCritical]

this thread is highly offensive to me. As a member of the Pottery House Christian Fellowship (PHCF) I am appalled by this blasphemy.

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[R1b3n4]

this thread is highly offensive to me. As a member of the Pottery House Christian Fellowship (PHCF) I am appalled by this blasphemy.

 

[Yessica...]