So, I got drunk on Christmas...

kelly4

kelly4

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And told my son that Santa isn't real. His little eyes welled up. I then told him about the reality of the Easter bunny. He started crying. He was pretty broken up whin I told him he wasn't going to be getting any more money for lost teeth, cuz there is no tooth ferry.

Long story short, he was being kind of an ass hole after that, so I took away his presents. One day when he has kids of his own, he'll understand.

My question is this, should I return the gifts or leave them in the corner to see, so he doesn't forget his lesson?
 
abe supercro

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Posted by: SportSmasher , December 29, 2015

NBC A man in Madison, Wisconsin, was arrested after he threw a beer bottle at a bartender who changed music in the bar from Black Sabbath to a Christmas tune, according to police. Officers came to Farm Tavern Bar at 1701 Moorland Road just before 4 p.m. last Thursday over a report of a disturbance and determined the suspect left the bar, police said in a release posted Monday. An officer spoke to many patrons of the bar and identified the suspect as Christopher Gamboeck, calling him intoxicated and violent, according to police. The 33-year-old was upset because the bartender changed the music in the bar from Black Sabbath to Christmas music. Gamboeck “chugged his glass bottle of Budweiser beer, and slammed it down on the counter,” according to the release. He threw a bottle of beer in the direction of the female bartender’s head after he yelled expletives at her, the release stated. Other patrons in the bar prevented Gamboeck from going behind the counter as he circled the bar with his fists clenched, according to the release. His uncle eventually intervened and directed Gamboeck to the door. He left the bar, but pulled down a Christmas tree and broke several delicate ornaments, according to police. Police came to his residence and he rushed toward officers, the release said. He was threatened with a Taser before he was taken to custody. He said gender-based obscenities toward a female officer before he was taken to Dane County Jail. Gamboeck is facing disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property charges. His attorney information wasn’t immediately available.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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kelly4 said:
My question is this, should I return the gifts or leave them in the corner to see, so he doesn't forget his lesson?
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Point at his little face and then run over and stomp them all to rubble. Tell him that like everything else in this world, his hopes and dreams will be smashed apart just like these stupid presents. Then make him get you a beer and pack the bowl with his little fingers.
 
kelly4

kelly4

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bu$hleaguer said:
Point at his little face and then run over and stomp them all to rubble. Tell him that like everything else in this world, his hopes and dreams will be smashed apart just like these stupid presents. Then make him get you a beer and pack the bowl with his little fingers.
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The last time I had him pack a bowl he spilled my weed everywhere. He lost his Playstation for that one. Well, he didn't lose it, I still let him watch me play.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Sounds like top notch parenting to me. You can't let the kids get all soft and doughy. I'd probably say go ahead and give him one present then take it back and teach him a lesson about loss. And then tell him Halloween is really about women dressing like whores not candy and treats.
 
justugh

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kelly4 said:
And told my son that Santa isn't real. His little eyes welled up. I then told him about the reality of the Easter bunny. He started crying. He was pretty broken up whin I told him he wasn't going to be getting any more money for lost teeth, cuz there is no tooth ferry.

Long story short, he was being kind of an ass hole after that, so I took away his presents. One day when he has kids of his own, he'll understand.

My question is this, should I return the gifts or leave them in the corner to see, so he doesn't forget his lesson?
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kelly4 said:
The last time I had him pack a bowl he spilled my weed everywhere. He lost his Playstation for that one. Well, he didn't lose it, I still let him watch me play.
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holy shit u are a horrible person

where are u i want to call child protective agency on your ass

u got drunk and decided u wanted to take away all the magical things about being a child in one shot .....then kid takes it hard u take away gifts
then u have a kid pack a bowl and he spilled weed so u took away playstation and let him watch (kids should not be packing bowls for u lazy ass )

your a fucking monster ........u need to have the kid taken away fromu and put in prison (i would rather just kill u but 1 chance ) prison and forced to take classes

i am fucking crazy but what u are is a monster that should never been allowed a child in the first place .....i really hope someone calls the cops on your ass if i could i would
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Give the presents to some orphans, maybe the ugly ones no ones adopting those little fucks.. By the sound of it your little cunt of a kid sounds adopted, you're a much better man no way you fathered that. Even the restraint and that you could be so level-headed when faced with a snot nosed kid proves he's not yours. That kids dad would have apologized and got more presents and not beat his wife... Fuckin soft


@ClaytonBigsby would be the one to ask, he handled that grandma situation like a true genius
 
tyler.durden

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Drive him deep into the forest and leave him there, if he makes it home there may be some hope for him. Like Sparta. Honestly, though, he sounds like a lost cause. If he's not too old you should sell him and start over. It's amazingly easy to make children, I was never even trying...
 
mr sunshine

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justugh said:
holy shit u are a horrible person

where are u i want to call child protective agency on your ass

u got drunk and decided u wanted to take away all the magical things about being a child in one shot .....then kid takes it hard u take away gifts
then u have a kid pack a bowl and he spilled weed so u took away playstation and let him watch (kids should not be packing bowls for u lazy ass )

your a fucking monster ........u need to have the kid taken away fromu and put in prison (i would rather just kill u but 1 chance ) prison and forced to take classes

i am fucking crazy but what u are is a monster that should never been allowed a child in the first place .....i really hope someone calls the cops on your ass if i could i would
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Respect his parenting style. My aunt used to beat her kids till they fell asleep . One of them is a lawyer now.
 
Unclebaldrick

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kelly4 said:
And told my son that Santa isn't real. His little eyes welled up. I then told him about the reality of the Easter bunny. He started crying. He was pretty broken up whin I told him he wasn't going to be getting any more money for lost teeth, cuz there is no tooth ferry.

Long story short, he was being kind of an ass hole after that, so I took away his presents. One day when he has kids of his own, he'll understand.

My question is this, should I return the gifts or leave them in the corner to see, so he doesn't forget his lesson?
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Did you give Clayton your password again?

Hope you guys have a great new year. I will roll through the town you live in sometime in the not so distant future. We can go see the La Brea Tar Pits together. (brilliant subterfuge) So stay in touch.
 
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