this is the third like youve earned from me.
hold onto it, mark down the time.
you made me almost chuckle
bait and switchMy brother is kind of a hipster,,,, he got some super hot friends tho, best part is we kinda look alike but he's much more....symmetrical.... so the girls love him, but he's not into them so they settle for me, muahahaha I swear good lookin gay brothers is like a cheat code for getting laid
Get a tarp. Lay it on your floor. Invite him over to "mend the issue." When he arrives invite him in and stab the fuck outta him over the tarp. Roll him up, into the trunk of his car. Park his car in an abandoned field. Cover car and body with gasoline, light on fire, walk home.