True or False?

[Hookabelly]

True (don't like disney land)

NP is on the naughty list this year

 

[MichaelRF]

True... I think so

NP lives in his own house.

 

[jacrispy]

True
Np: woke up this morning with an erection

 

[jerryb73]

True, isn't that normal?
Np stuck their erection in a whole in an attempt to alleviate pressure

 

[cannabineer]

True, isn't that normal?
Np stuck their erection in a whole in an attempt to alleviate pressure

No, I got enough friction from a fraction.

NP hates jellybeans

 

[Aeroknow]

No, I got enough friction from a fraction.

NP hates jellybeans

True, because my friends wife works at jelly belly and she used to bring home shit loads of them for us all.

NP's upper lip smells like stinky poo poo doo doo

 

[Nether Region]

True!

in a pinch, the NP has used a banana for lube

 

[curious2garden]

True!

in a pinch, the NP has used a banana for lube

True, they are better than water when very ripe.

NP has a teeny weeny

 

[ChingOwn]

True thats why i think Asian girls are hawt

NP loves white gravey more than Brown

 

[jerryb73]

True, love me some white gravy

Np drinks alcohol daily

 

[Pinworm]

Way fucking true.

Next poster beats off more than 4 times a day.

 

[a senile fungus]

Way fucking true.

Next poster beats off more than 4 times a day.

If the lighting is right...

NP thinks their buds are better than all of their friend's buds.

 

[jacrispy]

Fuckin a thats true


Np likes onion rings better than french fries

 

[saiyaneye]

Way fucking true.

Next poster beats off more than 4 times a day.

True

NP Is a closet homosexual

 

[Istendr]

False

Next poster likes summertime.

 

[saiyaneye]

True

NP Is sitting at home, self-loathing day by day and has just come to the realization that they have no friends. They realized that everyone in their family even hates them

 

[jacrispy]

False


Np grew at least a pound of weed this year

 

[peacepipe11]

False


Np grew at least a pound of weed this year

false


next person is satan

 

[tyler.durden]

True. I've come to make sure you spend eternity in my Kingdom for the excessive drinking and pedophilia. Can't wait 'til you get here, I'm saving some fava beans and a nice chianti. I'll see you in a few weeks...

 

[jacrispy]

True. I've come to make sure you spend eternity in my Kingdom for the excessive drinking and pedophilia. Can't wait 'til you get here, I'm saving some fava beans and a nice chianti. I'll see you in a few weeks...

You forgot the np question