The (official) RIU, TACO THREAD

How often do you eat tacos?

  • A couple times a week.

    Votes: 19 39.6%

  • I don't eat tacos because I'm white.

    Votes: 14 29.2%

  • I'm Mexican and I wrap everything in a tortilla.

    Votes: 15 31.3%
  • Total voters
    48
mr sunshine said:
Don't come in here posting pictures of hotdogs or hamburgers or anything else that isn't a fucking taco.
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Say What???


neosapien said:
I fucking love tacos. If tacos were a dude I'd blow like 6-7 tacos in one sitting.
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I am oddly turned on by that statement.
 
Speaking of taco shells... I prefer the "stand and stuff" form. It is one of the best two things white folks brought with them to the new world (the other is the wheel).

However, a while back those bitches at Ortega (who must own the 'stand and stuff' patent - because this is America and they need to find a way to recoup their R&D costs) changed the formula resulting in a dry, grainy shell with all the allure of eating a scab. It is terrible. Now i have to choose between tacos that either taste good OR stand on the own, but I cannot have both. This sucks and has made taco night a disaster. There are taco-fillings all over the floor ground into the carpet. I am getting too emotional.
 
Unclebaldrick said:
Speaking of taco shells... I prefer the "stand and stuff" form. It is one of the best two things white folks brought with them to the new world (the other is the wheel).

However, a while back those bitches at Ortega (who must own the 'stand and stuff' patent - because this is America and they need to find a way to recoup their R&D costs) changed the formula resulting in a dry, grainy shell with all the allure of eating a scab. It is terrible. Now i have to choose between tacos that either taste good OR stand on the own, but I cannot have both. This sucks and has made taco night a disaster. There are taco-fillings all over the floor ground into the carpet. I am getting too emotional.
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wrong kind of stand please move to the im sorry thread please admin
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