Drug Test Coming up Help

[curious2garden]

Can I have your yoga pants when you die?

I got dibs on the scalp, but yeah you can have the yoga pants, you have to hem them yourself.

 

[lessiecamp]

Nope B vitamin any one you choose but best to leave Pyridium out of it.

Okay, I was reading the DOT tests are for transportation and safety sensitive positions, I'd be working in sales so would I have a DOT test ?

 

[Singlemalt]

First of all, I'm not your pumpkin or girlie. And you have no chance so quit already.

I was told my urine measurements were not in range accepted for testing. It had nothing to do with color, like you implied. It doesnt matter if I understand units of measurement or not. You were wrong in saying my failure was because of color. And you cant handle being wrong. That's not my fault.

At the risk of derailing, we are all human. What really drives us as a species? It is our eternal optimism, our drive to succeed and attain our desires, be they crass and vulgar, or be they pure and altruistic. there is always a chance.


OK carry on.

 

[curious2garden]

First of all, I'm not your pumpkin or girlie. And you have no chance so quit already.

I was told my urine measurements were not in range accepted for testing. It had nothing to do with color, like you implied. It doesnt matter if I understand units of measurement or not. You were wrong in saying my failure was because of color. And you cant handle being wrong. That's not my fault.

You do not understand your fail but you know it was not what I stated. I am GREAT with being wrong. I admit it with ease and aplomb, you just need to bring the proof I'm wrong but telling me you know not why you failed but it wasn't the reason I mentioned is simply ludicrous and anyone with 2 IQ points to rub together ain't swallowing, of course you swallow so possibly that is the issue?

 

[curious2garden]

Okay, I was reading the DOT tests are for transportation and safety sensitive positions, I'd be working in sales so would I have a DOT test ?

Nope, the only time they pull out the quantitative tests are for more sensitive position, DOT, Clearance etc....

 

[sunni]

*ahem*.

 

[Singlemalt]

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2011/...ic-101-the-five-canons-of-rhetoric-invention/

 

[lessiecamp]

Nope, the only time they pull out the quantitative tests are for more sensitive position, DOT, Clearance etc....

Okay, it says it's an ecup test do you know how sensitive those are ? And how they work ?
I know my dollar store tests detect up to 50ng/ml and if I didn't even show that this morning after not peeing for 7 hours should I be relatively low and test negative on an ecup ?

 

[bravedave]

Okay, it says it's an ecup test do you know how sensitive those are ? And how they work ?
I know my dollar store tests detect up to 50ng/ml and if I didn't even show that this morning after not peeing for 7 hours should I be relatively low and test negative on an ecup ?

I reread this...I think you are just fine. If you husband has continued to smoke, use your $ store test on him. If positive, I think you can breathe easy. You certainly could get a different brand of test strips online or even at a pharmacy(Walmart) to further prove. Good luck in your new job.

 

[lessiecamp]

I reread this...I think you are just fine. If you husband has continued to smoke, use your $ store test on him. If positive, I think you can breathe easy. You certainly could get a different brand of test strips online or even at a pharmacy(Walmart) to further prove. Good luck in your new job.

Okay thank you, we both quit smoking at the same time because I was really sick. So his test he room came back negative as well.

 

[bravedave]

Okay thank you, we both quit smoking at the same time because I was really sick. So his test he room came back negative as well.

Well tell him to smoke a bowl for science!!

 

[rocpilefsj]

I do not know what kind of test the lab uses on our guys at work but the test will tell them that the sample is too diluted, not the actual color. If anyone is going to use synthetic or another persons make sure it is not cold. Either of those is an automatic fail for us. Have had guys fail lots of ways, fake piss to cold, piss to diluted, fake bladder falling onto the floor lol.