I just puked in my reservoir

Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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I was just putting some Humboldt Super Nova (it stinks but it rocks) shit in my reservoir, when after arguing with my bitch of a wife for about an hour over how long to cook a fucking hot dog, and losing my center of gravity and doing a triple shot of Cuervo (extra salt/ whole lime), when I blew the beans in the res (had burritos for lunch).
It got me to wondering if that was a bad thing or not. I know my puke was highly acidic, but with 1-1/2 cups of PH Down for a 25 gallon res. and some straining, I finally brought it down to 7.0.
That got me to wondering. What if all that organic shit that was in my puke, was like adding some Super Thrive or B-52 or some other vitamin/mineral booster to my plants. I mean why not? It's really only digested protein and minerals, just like the labels on 1/2 the shit on the market.
I wouldn't need any Calmag ever again, or even food, if I gag every other week in the bucket (that's my feed schedule)
So, what do you think? If I strained my vomit, and adjusted PH, would it work as a decent nute for my big Mama Mia's. It should, right?
Thanks for all input from all you ganja gurus on greatest site on the globe.
Peace out
 
dopeleader

dopeleader

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That's not going to work in any beneficial way, as when your food is in your stomach it is stripped of the nutrients slowly.
I would say that it could work if you ate within 15 minutes of spewing, and by work I mean the nutrients in the reservoir would still be taken up by the roots of your plants.
However I would suggest that for the sake of 10 dollar worth of nutrient you simply re-stock the res lol.
 
rkymtnman

rkymtnman

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I eat lots of cheese and shit out my version of hydroton balls. works in my dwc. lol.

i'm pretty sure puking in your res is a party foul. time for another shot as a penalty
 
Red1966

Red1966

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dopeleader said:
That's not going to work in any beneficial way, as when your food is in your stomach it is stripped of the nutrients slowly.
I would say that it could work if you ate within 15 minutes of spewing, and by work I mean the nutrients in the reservoir would still be taken up by the roots of your plants.
However I would suggest that for the sake of 10 dollar worth of nutrient you simply re-stock the res lol.
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Let him try out his theory. I don't think anything is lost in the stomach, just in the bowels. And we already know shit is a good fertilizer.
 
dopeleader

dopeleader

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Human shit is not a good fertilizer, unless you can manage to eat a diet that would produce waste that is beneficial to the plants you are growing.
Which I fucking highly doubt is possible, he can try whatever he likes and I suppose nothing is lost through doing so.
However crying when the plants die or become hard to fix after being told a solution would be pretty childish.
 
Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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Red1966 said:
Let him try out his theory. I don't think anything is lost in the stomach, just in the bowels. And we already know shit is a good fertilizer.
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I bet that if you can fix the PH issue, it would definitely work (AN, are you listening?)
It (puke) has to be strained, of course, but that you simply add to your "living soil". Microbes probably would cum for it.
I'll tell ya what. I will start drinking PBR's and shit tequila for the next couple of weeks, puke like 3 times a day. At that rate I know I can keep a couple of plants (4?) going for 8 weeks.
Sounds like Journal time to me!
 
Red1966

Red1966

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Jimdamick said:
I bet that if you can fix the PH issue, it would definitely work (AN, are you listening?)
It (puke) has to be strained, of course, but that you simply add to your "living soil". Microbes probably would cum for it.
I'll tell ya what. I will start drinking PBR's and shit tequila for the next couple of weeks, puke like 3 times a day. At that rate I know I can keep a couple of plants (4?) going for 8 weeks.
Sounds like Journal time to me!
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At least you'll get to stay drunk for a couple weeks so it's a win no matter what.
 
Red1966

Red1966

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dopeleader said:
Human shit is not a good fertilizer, unless you can manage to eat a diet that would produce waste that is beneficial to the plants you are growing.
Which I fucking highly doubt is possible, he can try whatever he likes and I suppose nothing is lost through doing so.
However crying when the plants die or become hard to fix after being told a solution would be pretty childish.
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Human feces has been used as fertilizer for thousands of years
 
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