Is it just me or do puppies smell terrible?

[Alienwidow]

they all have this awful funky smell to em. Its like rotten crap, bad breath, and vomit got into a threeway head on car crash, and made some super funk monster and now it has reproduced and lives in all puppies. Or maybe i just hate the smell of puppies and nobody else does?

 

[Downtowntillman]

One of 2 things.

1- are you smelling it in the way a dog smells each other?
2- if no is your answer to question 1, have you tried shaving it bald? Or you could bathe it. "Shrug" I say go for the poodle look.

 

[racerboy71]

lil puppy sandy pants did have that puppy breath, but i thought it was the cutest thing ever.. only lasted a short amount of time, but she also had bad kennel cough when we got her from the shelter...
idk how anyone can hate the smell of puppies.

 

[Pinworm]

Puppies smell great. They smell like love and loyalty! You are a monster!

 

[tyler.durden]

They smell bad, but they're delicious. Like fine cheese...

 

[Corso312]

Puppy breath is great, wish they sold it in a can like fabreeze.

 

[Downtowntillman]

They may smell bad, but they're delicious. Like fine cheese...

I like the alternation of flavors with different breeds. I found that chihuahuas are great with chili dip. But never no older than 8 weeks after that, the bitterness is IMHO... Overwhelming.

 

[Alienwidow]

Puppies smell great. They smell like love and loyalty! You are a monster!

Its true. I am a monster. Dont let the avitar fool ya, im a sinister fuck. Puppy smell hating stabby monster.

 

[Alienwidow]

Puppy breath is great, wish they sold it in a can like fabreeze.

Barf man, they smell like they rolled around in their pee for a week.

 

[Yessica...]

 

[AlaskanAutoGrower420]

Puppies smell great, dont be afraid to give it a little tlc. Bathe it, groom their hair, give them bones that fix that bad breath. And you're golden lol

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Barf man, they smell like they rolled around in their pee for a week.

Lol. Actually, they are cleaner than babies...

I've had both... cleaning pee and poop off a newspaper was easier.

 

[Singlemalt]

I love the smell of puppies in the morning........they smell like

VICTORY

 

[Bublonichronic]

Maybe the puppies think you smell terrible...

 

[tyler.durden]

View attachment 3549064

 

[AlaskanAutoGrower420]

Maybe the puppies think you smell terrible...

Lmao unless they learn from him lol just kidding.

 

[Alienwidow]

Maybe the puppies think you smell terrible...

Ya well if they told me that id stab their cute little faces off. Id cut those dogs deep. I smell like fruit rollups and twizzlers. Puppies pee on themselves. And ill arm wrestle you for who smells worse. Me or you. Bring it.

 

[Alienwidow]

Lmao unless they learn from him lol just kidding.

I fucking stink. Old spice original. Old ladies think im cute though.

 

[AlaskanAutoGrower420]

L

I fucking stink. Old spice original. Old ladies think im cute though.

Lol

 

[nomoresnow]

But their feet smell like Fritos!

 

[qwizoking]

enjoying the smells of something not human doesnt work in my head, therefore does not exist.