People who can't get hard.
- Thread starter mr sunshine
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bu$hleaguer
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How bout I lick your penis instead?
Pinworm
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I suppose that would be acceptable, ya. Will you at least look up at me while you do it? I need to lock eyes if I am expected to splash a load allover your cheeks...
Flaming Pie
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How come nobody likes pinworms posts anymore?
What did he do??????
What did he do??????
Flaming Pie
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I'm the cat getting the massage. Or at least I wish I was ha.
Alienwidow
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Long time no see sexy. If the hubbies gone ill rub your back. Hope the fams doing well.
Flaming Pie
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Family is doing A ok. Little one started her terrible twos tho...
Alienwidow
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Oooo, that sucks. Make sure you start with the discipline early. Time outs and scoldings. Mine was flingin the diaper off and i started swattin butts just hard enough to make a point. Stopped that real quick. I have one of the most well behaved children i know it was because he knows that dad will whoop an ass if he has to. When they know you will they dont push the limits as far because theyre scared of whatll happen. Then you dont have to spank em any more, just threaten too
tangerinegreen555
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Another greedy 'like' millionaire? Oops, this isn't the politics forum.
Flaming Pie
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She gets timeouts for hitting and I talk to her about why she can't do something. She understands "the cat will scratch you" "that's hot and will hurt you" and usually stops.Oooo, that sucks. Make sure you start with the discipline early. Time outs and scoldings. Mine was flingin the diaper off and i started swattin butts just hard enough to make a point. Stopped that real quick. I have one of the most well behaved children i know it was because he knows that dad will whoop an ass if he has to. When they know you will they dont push the limits as far because theyre scared of whatll happen. Then you dont have to spank em any more, just threaten too
She's a pretty good kid. It's just stressful when she throws fits cause you say no.
That's part of being a parent tho.
Yessica...
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LIAR!
That little princess from your pictures is a saint, and can never do anything wrong. That’s what my ovaries are telling me…. hahaha
Oh kids, they are little assholes sometimes. Good thing they are so fucking cute so we don’t lock them in a closet or some shit…
That last one has nothing to do with kids or boundaries, but would ya look at that hair! awwwwwwwwwwe
Alienwidow
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Ya and lets face it. Kids arent really fun until they turn three. Then they become so adorable and get out of the useless phase. After that, finally you can put em to work
Flaming Pie
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She gets mad when I won't let her help me clean. It's so cute.Ya and lets face it. Kids arent really fun until they turn three. Then they become so adorable and get out of the useless phase. After that, finally you can put em to work
For sure tho. It is important to let them take on responsibilities when they can.
Alienwidow
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I jist walked away from tantrums. It was so funny. They stop tryin to pull that crap as soon as nobodies there most of the time. Oh god, one little kid i knew though. That evil little beast used to scream for hours....ughhh, devil child.
Flaming Pie
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I go out on the back porch for 5 min. I can't stand the screaming. It makes me feel horrible even though I've done nothing wrong.
Men are much better at blocking the noise out. lol
Alienwidow
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I think thats because men just figure its part of being a baby. Were more rational about it. Women have pre programmed responses to things like crying so they react differently.
Flaming Pie
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Damn hormones. lol