Why is Michael Myers so strong??

6ohMax

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I think Michael Myers (the one from Rob Zombie's Halloween) is kinda cute. All that strength, tall, with a mask and a stone cold steel tool.

He's hot.

I like when the lady was running away, he caught her by the head and pushed down on her neck bone ....killed instantly
 

hellmutt bones

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One time i helped my friend move, he had lots of shit! Heavy shit!
And i remember him askingme and my other friend to do some lines.. and tham!
We where like fucking beast moving shit at fast speed and strong as fuq. About 40 min later we where back to being sluggish and shit! Then here we go again! At the end of the night we where twitching and shit, the night was a bit somber...good times..good times..bongsmilie
 

Unclebaldrick

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Recently we got a form letter from healthcare.gov. Some bullshit about citizenship that the cunt-bag republicans put in the law to ensure that no illegals got a penny of healthcare. We had to go to extraordinary lengths to prove that our newborn son was a citizen... but I digress...

Anyway, the fucked up the mail-merge so the salutation was "Dear Michael Myers,"

Ah, gubmint. It makes up for its lack of avarice by an abundance of incompetence.
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
Recently we got a form letter from healthcare.gov. Some bullshit about citizenship that the cunt-bag republicans put in the law to ensure that no illegals got a penny of healthcare. We had to go to extraordinary lengths to prove that our newborn son was a citizen... but I digress...

Anyway, the fucked up the mail-merge so the salutation was "Dear Michael Myers,"

Ah, gubmint. It makes up for its lack of avarice by an abundance of incompetence.
ya you dont want people having health care that would just make places human
 
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