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StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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kids telling daddy I pick on him. thinks I'm afraid of his dad or something. daddy said I can punish you my way, just don't be too rough!

I'm making him clean all my shoes, do his homework then he can play vidjagames. but onlyif I aint in the room doing big boy things... thats just snorting coke and im doing that all night
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Yesterday we made our kid an omnivore. Also he got licked by a cow and calf, saw a cannon fire, rode in a tractor, got his first pumpkin and a teething gourd. He really digs that pumpkin.

However, this place needs to learn a lot about BBQ. There is more to it than chopping up some pork and smothering it in Sweet Baby Ray's. And bread. Bread! the bread here is so... 1970's suburban. How can the Amish grow such good peppers and not have the slightest idea what makes up a good loaf of bread? Headed back to Chicago in the next couple of days - I'll be bringing back a lot of bread. Probably have to start baking my own.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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StonedFarmer said:
kids telling daddy I pick on him. thinks I'm afraid of his dad or something. daddy said I can punish you my way, just don't be too rough!

I'm making him clean all my shoes, do his homework then he can play vidjagames. but onlyif I aint in the room doing big boy things... thats just snorting coke and im doing that all night
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Hope you like being an anally raped.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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My daughter was bitten by a donkey and a pig the first time she went to a petting zoo.

Every other animal she was like "they bite you."

I felt so bad.
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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Unclebaldrick said:
Yesterday we made our kid an omnivore. Also he got licked by a cow and calf, saw a cannon fire, rode in a tractor, got his first pumpkin and a teething gourd. He really digs that pumpkin.

However, this place needs to learn a lot about BBQ. There is more to it than chopping up some pork and smothering it in Sweet Baby Ray's. And bread. Bread! the bread here is so... 1970's suburban. How can the Amish grow such good peppers and not have the slightest idea what makes up a good loaf of bread? Headed back to Chicago in the next couple of days - I'll be bringing back a lot of bread. Probably have to start baking my own.
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Oh man a quality sourdough bun stacked to the tits with pulled pork and some spicy bbq sauce... Fuck now I have to drive to town. Pumpkin soup sounds good too though..

What about pulled pork mixed with pumpkin puree and bbq?

I might be on to something here.

Also I think I watch too many cooking shows.

Game day pulled pork here I come. Thanks for the idea Unclebaldrick.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Unclebaldrick said:
Yesterday we made our kid an omnivore. Also he got licked by a cow and calf, saw a cannon fire, rode in a tractor, got his first pumpkin and a teething gourd. He really digs that pumpkin.

However, this place needs to learn a lot about BBQ. There is more to it than chopping up some pork and smothering it in Sweet Baby Ray's. And bread. Bread! the bread here is so... 1970's suburban. How can the Amish grow such good peppers and not have the slightest idea what makes up a good loaf of bread? Headed back to Chicago in the next couple of days - I'll be bringing back a lot of bread. Probably have to start baking my own.
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I have an Awesome, easy bread recipe if you like rustic, tuscan style bread. It's a yeast bread, but not fussy at ALL! baked in a dutch oven on parchment. Turns out excellent every time. PM me if your want recipe.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Happy Thanksgiving from Canada!

Off for an afternoon hike to my friends sugar shack, and then an Orphan Thanksgiving dinner for a bunch of us imported folks without family around.

Love holiday Mondays!
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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attempting to cook dinner for family, get drunk, brew beer and harvest.

fmily better be ready to call emergency servicescause I'm definitely going to either hurt myself or burn down the house.
 
sunni

sunni

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Yessica... said:
Do you cook turkey? Or is the hubby vegan by proxy?
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more vegetarian, than vegan, he likes cheese so im ok with that in the house
theres no meat or eggs in here though just some dairy products
no i dont cook turkey, that would be pretty unvegan of me. lol
 
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