Stupid Stoners From High School 06'

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Gillagansmoker420

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Well i have had alot of funny shit happen in the past funny shit happen in the past, but on march 17th 2 years ago was my schools variety show that our buddys were playing a drum solo but the bad part is they were last so at the intermission we smoked about an 1/8th between the 3 of us, and aftter we walk in and my friend mike sits down in the front row, donnie the host of the show knew mike marshall and he goes up to mike and asked him "what have you liked about the variety show so far?" Mike marshall - "A WIDE[pause] Variety of things, and donnie just looks at him laughs and says stoners have the dumbest answers...by this time the front row was just rolling on the floor laughing


THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST TIME ever.
 
imaginativethinker

imaginativethinker

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Gillagansmoker420 said:
Well i have had alot of funny shit happen in the past funny shit happen in the past, but on march 17th 2 years ago was my schools variety show that our buddys were playing a drum solo but the bad part is they were last so at the intermission we smoked about an 1/8th between the 3 of us, and aftter we walk in and my friend mike sits down in the front row, donnie the host of the show knew mike marshall and he goes up to mike and asked him "what have you liked about the variety show so far?" Mike marshall - "A WIDE[pause] Variety of things, and donnie just looks at him laughs and says stoners have the dumbest answers...by this time the front row was just rolling on the floor laughing


THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST TIME ever.
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thats funny shit, y teachers always used to ask my questions in front of the class when they new i was stoned, they tried to make me look like a dumb-shit, but i always had smartass responces
 
Brenton

Brenton

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Lol i still remember this one kid. He would always toke up in the school bathroom. I mean we all toked but only one kid would actually toke in school. And everyone knew that he di did i just dont think teachers or anyone high up ever caught on.
 
Tenac87

Tenac87

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This semester coming up I have Philosophy and Guitar with two of my best friends. Were getting baked everyday before class. This also reminds me of a quote. It was Drama class and some kid refused to present his solo play, A bunch of guys got up and went to the front saying that we will go up with you. My one friend who went up yelled "Come on up man!! Its a party!!" My other friend who i was sitting with goes "Looks more like Sausage Fest to me!!!" It was Hillarious.
 
imaginativethinker

imaginativethinker

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Brenton said:
Lol i still remember this one kid. He would always toke up in the school bathroom. I mean we all toked but only one kid would actually toke in school. And everyone knew that he di did i just dont think teachers or anyone high up ever caught on.
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that sounds like what i was like my sophmore year of school. me and three of my friends would get super baked at lunch. i would always show up to class 10 min late and smelling like bud, but there were no worries
 
HarshDryMouth

HarshDryMouth

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we started in the last year of high school ( ages 15 - 16 ) but i never got stoned before school which is kind of a downer but nearly everyone else that did it did and some of the stories i could tell would put people in stiches
 
drex

drex

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im lucky that i started smoking before i graduated, now i can smoke all senior year, btw funny story
 
smoke two joints

smoke two joints

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for a long time i used to rip my bong just before school and come in so baked :P i also loved it how when in my geography class sitting at the front my eyes RED AS! my geography teacher just didnt catch on.
 
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Gillagansmoker420

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well i dont think anyone can beat me i went an entire semester high to school and would keep the high because i always made brownies and my buddys apartment and i ate those for lunch and snacks in each classes i was fucking ripped out of my mind every day for 1 semester! got straight B's then next semester i got C's cause i didnt have bud :( but it was one hell of a semester, like the movies in chemistry sophomore year, i would be laughing my ass off like at everything the dude said and my best friend mike leans over and says dude dont tell anyone but me and you are about to go to the bathroom i have a :joint: in my wallet! i was like DUDE NO FUCKING WAY in the middle of the movie and didnt realize that i yelled that so i got sent down to the deans lol that was fun. also, after i went back to class we ripped it in the third floor band room sound proof room lol. :mrgreen: :eyesmoke:
 
sparkafire

sparkafire

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In High School our wood and metal shop were in the same building. BOTH teachers were stoners. We would get high in the bathroom of that building and the only thing we had to look out for was them! they would take our weed leave the paraphernalia but take our weed!!

The metal shop teacher would always start the trimester out by telling us to NOT come to his class stoned. " if you got a great weed and you went to lunch please don't come to class" Which because of the equipment is a good idea. One time i did and not just high but REALLY high and i needed something from the locker he opened it up grabbed what i needed and he went to give it to me and then slowly pulled it back i was reaching out for it to a point of having to step towards him.

He made me go sit down for the rest of class.

Question why did the stoners ALWAYS have wood and metal shop. LOL
 
Wh00p

Wh00p

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highschool to me:

first half of 9th grade, getting into ganja
second half: kicked out, then getting paid 60 bucks a month to do chores. smoking career boomed, somewhat like a extended summer. made my self known
10th grade: one of the more popular guys of the school. flirting with girls who where taken, and roaming the playing field like i owned the place. One time I was flirting with a chick and we where getting into it, and then when i went outside she came outside next to me, along with a dude that was creepin and watching us from a few feet away. anyway she looked from a distance "Oh, theres my exboyfriend, he used to cheat on me" and since i was fucked up that day, i said " you know what you should do? cheat on him with me." full teeth smile, close, wink wink. She smiles she blushes and walks away to go talk to one of her friends and I walk up to that guy that was creeping on our convo, and asked "Hey, who is she dating?" and He said "Me" lol >.<

Ill tell some more storys later, im just to high to type any Further!
 
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