Hardest Rap Line

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buffalosoulja

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I got a drug problem it aint a big deal
I smoke alot of grass about a whole field
I am fo real
I need an intervention
Been smokin for years I need a smokers pension
I need anothe gar and let me hold ya lighter
WEED the real reason caveman invented fire
....
LiTrump-Blaze On
Litrump.com
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

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i jumped in the chicken hawk cartoon
with a cape on
and beat up foghorn leghorn with an acorn.....eminem slim shady
 
Smoketolivelife

Smoketolivelife

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Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Canibus

Fuckin hilarious
 
murtymaker

murtymaker

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I be, on it, all night mahn I be up on it, all day, straight up, pimp if you want me you kind find me in the A, on it, A on it, A on it. -Purp Ribn All *'s
 
jackonthebox

jackonthebox

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so, go to hades get the devil for his stash
but no old ladies unless you're sure they carry mad cash
like the one from the liquor store
he watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score
before he told her whore get on the floor
she pulled out and let off like quick draw mcgraw
damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo
he would've let her have it, if he had the ammo
its all in good fun, true
moral of the story son duke
senior citizens'll bust their guns too

MF Doom!!
 
drobro23

drobro23

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money to be made best belive a nigga clockin
i run it myself like a quarterback option
i pitch her 10 g's tell the bitch to go shoppin
she buy herself some clothes and she brought me back a choppa
see niggas tryna kick it but no i dont play soccer
im all about my cake
im tryna marry betty crocker
a package on the way
you know my whip game proper
and offa one key i see seventy thousand dollars
see i was shootin dice
smokin on a joint
i bet wit yo gotti he hit 5 straight points
we ova here hustlin
we ova here grindin
rap about money and a nigga might sign ya
rap about me and nigga might find ya
banana in your ass
with your head right behind ya
dope game bitch now his momma worry bout him
you can holla at me or fee
I GOT EM
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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i thought this was sposed to be HARDEST RAP LINES? alotta the shit yal postin aint all that hard....

"Aiyyo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your team
Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden
I'm carvin my initials on your forehead
So every night before bed you see the "BP" shine off the board head
Reverse that, I curse at the first wack nigga with the worst rap
cause he ain't worth jack
Hit him with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap
Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack
hand him his purse back"

- Big Pun
 
Smoketolivelife

Smoketolivelife

Well-Known Member
I could be the UPS delivery boy or the man
workin at Toys'R'Us handin yo' kid a brand new toy
I could be the one servin your food wherever you go to eat at
or that nigga on the corner that you ask, "Yo, where the weed at?"
I could be the one drivin the schoolbus that yo' kids in
except that, I don't like to involve, women and children (aight)
A nigga got feelings, I just put em aside
and when it's time for me to do my job, I just ride
I don't get much sleep, my soul's tormented
I wish it was a lie but everything I said I meant it
I know I'm doin wrong and everyday I beg the Lord
to forgive me for fuckin with the, double-edged sword
Shit ain't goin too well, BUT THAT'S MY LIFE
I know I'm goin to hell, BUT THAT'S MY LIFE
Sometimes I think what will I do, WITH MY LIFE
Kill nigga kill nigga this IS MY LIFE

do I even need to say who said this theres only 1 rapper this dark
 
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Benassi

Guest
Smoketolivelife said:
I could be the UPS delivery boy or the man
workin at Toys'R'Us handin yo' kid a brand new toy
I could be the one servin your food wherever you go to eat at
or that nigga on the corner that you ask, "Yo, where the weed at?"
I could be the one drivin the schoolbus that yo' kids in
except that, I don't like to involve, women and children (aight)
A nigga got feelings, I just put em aside
and when it's time for me to do my job, I just ride
I don't get much sleep, my soul's tormented
I wish it was a lie but everything I said I meant it
I know I'm doin wrong and everyday I beg the Lord
to forgive me for fuckin with the, double-edged sword
Shit ain't goin too well, BUT THAT'S MY LIFE
I know I'm goin to hell, BUT THAT'S MY LIFE
Sometimes I think what will I do, WITH MY LIFE
Kill nigga kill nigga this IS MY LIFE

do I even need to say who said this theres only 1 rapper this dark
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Woof woof.
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

Well-Known Member
i bomb anomolies
socrates philosophies and hypothosies
cant define how i be dropping these mocaries
lyrically perform armed robbery

gza on triumph
 
Smoketolivelife

Smoketolivelife

Well-Known Member
I'm a monsta
I sleep Cold Winters, wake up and spit summers
Ghetto nigga putin up will smith numbers
surrounded by sixes and hummers
trying not to let this bullshit become us

JayZ
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

Well-Known Member
im to ill
i represent park hill
see my face on a twenty dollar bill
cash it in to get 5 singles back
and a fat lp with cappadonna on the track
put in your system turn the volume up to twelve
throw all the mcs back on the shelve
now smoke a blunt and dial 1 97
0 6 4 9 1 3 11
come and get some long dick hip hop affection
il damage any mc who steps in my direction
from staten islands best son fuck what ya herd
niggas still talkin that shit is absurd
my repetoire is ussr
your plo style got thrown out the bar

cappadonna
 
drobro23

drobro23

Well-Known Member
niggas talkin shit
i wish a nigga would boy
smellin like shit from a bull boy
i got alot but i can never get enough
and man them 26 inches got the lo lo sittin up (yup)
mamma i can fix you so you need to hook it up (yup)
rocky marciano how i beat the pussy up (yup)
you not a soprano play pussy get fucked
hit a nigga from a hundred yards like cluck
haha you really aint prepared dog
choppa split your ass in half now they can share yall
 
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