Robbed some dude with a squirt gun last night.

mr sunshine

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i was home all night .....my cellphone can prove it ....was not me

plus i would of filled it with shine and had a zippo in hand after i soaked the ppl down
What kind of squirt gun do you own? How long will it take to completely douse a moving human being? Are you willing to trow the zippo? What if you miss and they just keep it? Are you gonna put the gun full of flammable liquid down before you light the zippo? Have you thought this threw?
 

justugh

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What kind of squirt gun do you own? How long will it take to completely douse a moving human being? Are you willing to trow the zippo? What if you miss and they just keep it? Are you gonna put the gun full of flammable liquid down before you light the zippo? Have you thought this threw?
super soaker 50 and 100 15 foot streams hand pumped no metal .....down side is the drink is poison in those things they leach out chemicals
yes i will throw the zippo away ......15 bucks in any sheetz
less then 7 secs to soak the shirt u get the shirt so the flames go in the face and they breath them in destoring the lungs ( on fire they have 15/20 secs to tackle me to burn me to death before they drop)
yes keep it in the trunk next to 1/5 of shine i keep if the car breaks down and i have to walk for awhile

if need be can do the spray can trick with the lighter and soaker at full charge
 

justugh

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yes i thought it thou ...........this is a old idea to me

use to do the night shift at a gas station and would be locked in the building .......i figured the only way someone could rob me is if they pumped gas tho the slot
 

mr sunshine

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super soaker 50 and 100 15 foot streams hand pumped no metal .....down side is the drink is poison in those things they leach out chemicals
yes i will throw the zippo away ......15 bucks in any sheetz
less then 7 secs to soak the shirt u get the shirt so the flames go in the face and they breath them in destoring the lungs ( on fire they have 15/20 secs to tackle me to burn me to death before they drop)
yes keep it in the trunk next to 1/5 of shine i keep if the car breaks down and i have to walk for awhile

if need be can do the spray can trick with the lighter and soaker at full charge
What if they take their shirt off real quick pull out a gun shoot you in the dick and watch you bleed out , then take your corpse back to their house to make love to it? U ever think about that? I mean i know you brought the water gun and all but..... YOU NEVER KNOW...
 

justugh

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What if they take their shirt off real quick pull out a gun shoot you in the dick and watch you bleed out , then take your corpse back to their house to make love to it? U ever think about that? I mean i know you brought the water gun and all but..... YOU NEVER KNOW...
it is not the liguid that flames ......it is the fumes
they are soaked ....they take it off and shoot me we both die .....gun fire set the fumes off and i bleed out

plus i know i have 21 secs act once i am hit ........after that i will be dead
how do i know i have 21 secs it is a old experiment done during the french revolution .......a man had his head cut off and his buddy watched the face he blinked 1 time every sec for as long as his head was alive ......21 blinks

so unless they do a head shot or get my spine .......they are dead too
 

bu$hleaguer

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What if they take their shirt off real quick pull out a gun shoot you in the dick and watch you bleed out , then take your corpse back to their house to make love to it? U ever think about that? I mean i know you brought the water gun and all but..... YOU NEVER KNOW...
That's terrible man. How could you say something like that?
 

mr sunshine

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it is not the liguid that flames ......it is the fumes
they are soaked ....they take it off and shoot me we both die .....gun fire set the fumes off and i bleed out

plus i know i have 21 secs act once i am hit ........after that i will be dead
how do i know i have 21 secs it is a old experiment done during the french revolution .......a man had his head cut off and his buddy watched the face he blinked 1 time every sec for as long as his head was alive ......21 blinks

so unless they do a head shot or get my spine .......they are dead too
What if they are stronger then you And you can't kick their ass or kill then? Do men like that even exist? Is their anyone in the world that you don't have the upper hand on?
 

justugh

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What if they are stronger then you And you can't kick their ass or kill then? Do men like that even exist? Is their anyone in the world that you don't have the upper hand on?
there are ppl that have the upper hand compared to me ........someone is always stronger smarter and faster then u one day u run into them
someday i will run into that person that wants to kill me ........but so far i have not normally it is some little minded jackass that thinks school yard tactics work in the real world

beat his ass .......i can a beating like a champ
pull a gun on him.....2% of the ppl will do this but only 1% have the balls to pull the trigger
bring a knife ......bet i have more and they are sharper then yours
run him over with a car .......really side step by time turned around no way to hit u

i do not fight to win i fight to kill .......cripple the person end the fight (i am little sick i like to give the other person first swing 2 reason 1 makes what i am about to do justified 2 something in my head snaps i feel the impact but not the pain )
 

mr sunshine

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there are ppl that have the upper hand compared to me ........someone is always stronger smarter and faster then u one day u run into them
someday i will run into that person that wants to kill me ........but so far i have not normally it is some little minded jackass that thinks school yard tactics work in the real world

beat his ass .......i can a beating like a champ
pull a gun on him.....2% of the ppl will do this but only 1% have the balls to pull the trigger
bring a knife ......bet i have more and they are sharper then yours
run him over with a car .......really side step by time turned around no way to hit u

i do not fight to win i fight to kill .......cripple the person end the fight (i am little sick i like to give the other person first swing 2 reason 1 makes what i am about to justified 2 something in my head snaps i feel the impact but not the pain )
How many people have you killed? And if the answer is zero by your standards have you ever really won a fight?


Let me rephrase my first question. How many fights have you won?
 

GrowUrOwnDank

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Fucking Jared! WTF you perv! People loved your fat ass for losing 700 pounds. You dropped of college and made a career and millions because you dropped out of college and lost weight eating fucking sandwiches. You got rich and famous and the money got you bitches man! Then you gotta do what you did?

Whole damn world done gone crazy man. Not cool Jared.
 

justugh

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How many people have you killed? And if the answer is zero by your standards have you ever really won a fight?


Let me rephrase my first question. How many fights have you won?
my full life 4 ppl have died by my actions ...not admitting to anything nor am i saying who .....but when it is my time i got 4 lives to answer too in the end
 
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