I found RollItUp while looking for ways to pass a drug test

......anddddd here I am! I'll be 29 in December.. I'm from the NJ/NYC area and I'm currently in veterinary school. I LOVE animals, I always have. I currently have a few bunnies.... Louie who is a Flemish Giant (and he's a BIG boy weighing in at 26 pounds), Butters, Benny is a mini lop and Coraline, who is a Lionhead. I play my xbox all the time and I'm always looking for new people to rock out with so add my gamertag aNakedCupcake. There is nothing like smoking a joint and playing a good RPG. I also run a video game/tech blog called Geek and Nerd, but with work, kids and life in general I haven't done anything with it lately. I really need help with articles and adding content.. I can't do it on my own anymore. Oh, I'm also a veteran and mother to 3 awesome kids! I have all boys ages 11, 7 and 5.

I recently found this website when I was looking for ways to pass a drug test.. I stopped smoking till I found a job.. I found a job but then another company contacted me for an interview and I had been trying for 9 months to get a position with this company. They pay good, they have benefits and there is room for growth. Plus they pick you up and drop you off at work and a gourmet lunch is included!! Unfortunately I had started smoking again once I got my first job. I went for the interview and was told I was hired the same day! I also only had 2 days to take my urine drug screen for the job. Luckily my mother gave me her pee. I felt so weird asking her but everyone I know smokes, and quick flush is out of the question because it makes my urine diluted and then they will know I took something, so I was looking everywhere on how to keep the urine at my body temp. As long as it's between 90 and 100 degrees, I would be good. Now, this is my first time doing anything like this so I was hoping it went the right way or else I was going to be out of a job at this point. (I quit my other one and told my boss how much of an asshole he was... it felt REALLY GOOD to do that!!!) Anyway, so I brought some non lubed condoms, put the pee inside and tied it up, I let it sit in a HOT cup of water for about 2 minutes and stuffed it up my vagina. Let me tell you... it's really fucking hard to get a condom filled with liquid up there. I tried everything but I couldn't get the whole thing up there... just the tip. I put on REALLY tight underwear and put a cuticle stick inside my underwear so I could pop the condom and get the pee in the cup. I got to LabCorp and 3 hours later I was called to do my drug screen. VIOLA everything worked out as planned and BOOM 97 degrees! So I must really thank the members of this forum because I would have NEVER thought to do something like that!!! That's pretty much it in a nutshell for now.. Hopefully I meet some awesome people here!
 

Indacouch

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Yes welcome sounds like your guna fit in just fine around here my dear lol lol. What if your mom told you she smoked when you asked for her pee lol jk. That would be weird and awesome all at the same time .....anyways welcome and I hope all goes good with your new job.......happy smoking .....peice
 
Yes welcome sounds like your guna fit in just fine around here my dear lol lol. What if your mom told you she smoked when you asked for her pee lol jk. That would be weird and awesome all at the same time .....anyways welcome and I hope all goes good with your new job.......happy smoking .....peice
Haha awesome :) I've been trying to get my mother to smoke with me for years, but every time I ask her to she says maybe (which means no lol)
 

Indacouch

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Haha awesome :) I've been trying to get my mother to smoke with me for years, but every time I ask her to she says maybe (which means no lol)
Yeah what if she said yeah you can have my pee then you failed for pot anyways lol. After going through all those incredibly fun things with other peoples pee and condoms lol jk I'm just giving you a hard time that's cool you were able to pull it off and get your new job .....especially after unloading on your old boss a little prematurely IMO lol ....but it all worked out no harm no foul ......do you grow at all ? Il look for your answer to that one otherwise have a nice day and keep it stanky....LATERS
 

sunni

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welcome to riu

hate to be the debbie downer of bad news, but by becoming a vet tech you will be subjected to random drug testing i hope you know that
good luck, and best wishes for graduation
 
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