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Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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mr sunshine said:
I was talking about myself that's why I said I and I am..

10 seconds? Wtf.. Please , tell us your secrets. When I get older I'm buying my wife a Sybian. A blow job while she uses the Sybian would be hot..
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Take the time to really get to know her sensitive areas.

When me an hubby are stoned I can give him orgasms easy. After he has a couple easy ones I pull out a little more technique. It's all about ramping up the pleasure slowly.

I can start him with multiple shiver orgasms from just stroking the very root of his penis behind the balls. Behind the root is the prostate. You can push up in that area and feel a smooth round area.

Then I usually blow him with out touching the prostate for several orgasms and mini spurts.

I then alternate between the two for a while.

I can give him orgasms by just vibrating my tongue on the head, by swallowing while deep throating.

If I am on my kneed I can bury my chin between his balls and that us all gets him.

Pulsing my fingers on his prostate while deep throating makes him fill me up and it has no where left to go but out of my mouth.

Girls are basically the same. Treat the clit like a mini dick. Pay attention to the labia as well with strokes from the bottom to the top. There are two things that feel amazing. One is the vibration from knuckles hitting the public bone because it vibrates the entire labia. The other is the gSpot.

It is about two knuckles in. Apply pressure and knead it, stroke it, wave your fingers. Same as the root with guys.

Do it right and she will shoot out down her thigh or up your arm.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Flaming Pie said:
Take the time to really get to know her sensitive areas.

When me an hubby are stoned I can give him orgasms easy. After he has a couple easy ones I pull out a little more technique. It's all about ramping up the pleasure slowly.

I can start him with multiple shiver orgasms from just stroking the very root of his penis behind the balls. Behind the root is the prostate. You can push up in that area and feel a smooth round area.

Then I usually blow him with out touching the prostate for several orgasms and mini spurts.

I then alternate between the two for a while.

I can give him orgasms by just vibrating my tongue on the head, by swallowing while deep throating.

If I am on my kneed I can bury my chin between his balls and that us all gets him.

Pulsing my fingers on his prostate while deep throating makes him fill me up and it has no where left to go but out of my mouth.

Girls are basically the same. Treat the clit like a mini dick. Pay attention to the labia as well with strokes from the bottom to the top. There are two things that feel amazing. One is the vibration from knuckles hitting the public bone because it vibrates the entire labia. The other is the gSpot.

It is about two knuckles in. Apply pressure and knead it, stroke it, wave your fingers. Same as the root with guys.

Do it right and she will shoot out down her thigh or up your arm.
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Whew! I need a ciggie, brb



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ebgood

ebgood

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Flaming Pie said:
Take the time to really get to know her sensitive areas.

When me an hubby are stoned I can give him orgasms easy. After he has a couple easy ones I pull out a little more technique. It's all about ramping up the pleasure slowly.

I can start him with multiple shiver orgasms from just stroking the very root of his penis behind the balls. Behind the root is the prostate. You can push up in that area and feel a smooth round area.

Then I usually blow him with out touching the prostate for several orgasms and mini spurts.

I then alternate between the two for a while.

I can give him orgasms by just vibrating my tongue on the head, by swallowing while deep throating.

If I am on my kneed I can bury my chin between his balls and that us all gets him.

Pulsing my fingers on his prostate while deep throating makes him fill me up and it has no where left to go but out of my mouth.

Girls are basically the same. Treat the clit like a mini dick. Pay attention to the labia as well with strokes from the bottom to the top. There are two things that feel amazing. One is the vibration from knuckles hitting the public bone because it vibrates the entire labia. The other is the gSpot.

It is about two knuckles in. Apply pressure and knead it, stroke it, wave your fingers. Same as the root with guys.

Do it right and she will shoot out down her thigh or up your arm.
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man, with ur help a person could host the dopest orgy ever
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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sunni said:
so for my hubbys birthday i bought him this sick handmade wooden watch, from a company on etsy.com
they also make wooden sunglasses, but im trying to figure out
light color
or
darker..

guessi have a few months to figure it out for xmas
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Naw, ya gotta give him a cock ring. No, not any BS cockring, one madenoutta fine wood, like California laurel. : Umbellularia californica, look at this. Fantastic wood.


Fragrant, medicinal, traditional, loved by Gaia, all that neat hippie new age shit. Really, you should consider this.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Staff member
Flaming Pie said:
I've always been here. I always was.
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now now there was that moment when................. LOL look I'll babysit....... ship me kid :D
mr sunshine said:
I was talking about myself that's why I said I and I am..

10 seconds? Wtf.. Please , tell us your secrets. When I get older I'm buying my wife a Sybian. A blow job while she uses the Sybian would be hot..
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WTF you have a wife!!! How, when, huh? In my mind you will always be........... sigh.............
Singlemalt said:
Naw, ya gotta give him a cock ring. No, not any BS cockring, one madenoutta fine wood, like California laurel. : Umbellularia californica, look at this. Fantastic wood.


Fragrant, medicinal, traditional, loved by Gaia, all that neat hippie new age shit. Really, you should consider this.
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A salad bowl for his prick seriously (this is like 32 oz of beer and .25 of GG edible) so play nice
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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curious2garden said:
now now there was that moment when................. LOL look I'll babysit....... ship me kid :D

WTF you have a wife!!! How, when, huh? In my mind you will always be........... sigh.............

A salad bowl for his prick seriously (this is like 32 oz of beer and .25 of GG edible) so play nice
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Not a salad bowl! Every fuckin male here saw a finely turned and shined ring made of that fine wood. Women have such a limited concept of art
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Singlemalt said:
eeeeh, maybe, who knows,just a thought, howabout those Cubs?
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Actually not keeping with the current thought process.

MRS GWN forgot to take a couple of pills this am & asked me to bring them to the airport (she works there) & so of course I did.
Got back into the truck after the pharmaceutical drug deal :wink: & I notice a brown bear in the parking lot checking out the rental cars.
A medium sized dude - around the 8' mark & he takes off at a slow gallop down the road & soon makes a hard left into a new chain link fence. Now mind you they are used to just running through willows & alder bushes. Damn bear runs face first into this fence just destroying it while the recoil sits him on his butt.
He had the funniest look on his face (while the fence continued to fall down around him). I wish I had a camera running cause he had the most confused look on his face before he continued his dash for freedom.

I don't think I'd see that shit in St. Louis or Miami so I think I'll just hang here for a while.
 
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