Stoner Ethics

dank_rain

Member
Hello, I've have taken part in many circles as I'm sure most have, and I've come across many different rules/ethics to smoking. A lot of the time, people mess up in a new "circle" of stoners leaving room to be a buzzkill, so figured why not; here's some basic guidelines to follow when smoking!! Enjoy

1. The biggest guideline i would say is watch how many times you hit. 2 times is normal for most blunts, bowls, etc. i personally only hit bongs once in my circle, but everyone does things a lil different. good rule of thumb is 2.

2. Don't torch the green. Inexperience stoners light the entire bowl on fire, frying all the weed!! Save some for me!

3. Don't take forever!! It's cool to chill between hitts but we trying to smoke to, please be respectful!!

4. People that throw in bud to smoke normally get first dibs.

5. Bring bud, no one wants a friend who always needs smoked out. its cool a few times but thats your friend paying for your high, at least throw a couple bucks!!

6. When the bowl is cashed (done, empty, whatever you say) remove ash from piece!! respectful

7. Be carefull handling glass pieces and bud, especially if you are a lightwieght! you could potentially spill/break a piece!! Partyfoul

8.Stoners are great people, so toke, have fun and laugh!!!

these above ethics dont apply to all circles and there is plenty more to be aware off, but overall are just simple guidelines, so take what you want from this and blaze up!
 
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KLITE

Well-Known Member
9. Get the most stoned person to call for food, and give em menu for dif restaurant.

10. Break the bong say youll replace it and never do.

11. Never carry skins, ask others for it, same with lighter.

12. Whenever someone gives you a bud to smell pinch little bit off it and over time youll gather up a spliff.

13. Take the grinder before you leave so you can scrape the last bits and then say you mistook it for yours and take it back next time.

14. Always have some shitty brick on you or crappy hash so when people ask for some you can give em that instead of what u like.

15. Make the joint really wet when passed to you and cough a lot and look a bit ill so after their passed to you no one else wants it anymore.
 

Dr.Pecker

Well-Known Member
I can't even tell you guys how many times I rolled a bunch of joints and passed them out at a party only to have people put them out and and walk off with them. I walk into a room one time and people are smoking, I say "whats going on"? Dude said "we're smokin my weed and I only have so much" Then I got some dirty looks from people that thought they were cool. So I said "fine I'll just take my big bag of kick ass weed and smoke it by myself so enjoy your high for the next hour I'll be stoned all week".
 

Bugeye

Well-Known Member
Know the name of the strain you are offering.
Please don't tell me it is still hitting when the last toke already tasted burnt, just dump it and refill it and apologize for being a shitty host.
Always offer your best.
 

vostok

Well-Known Member
We no longer pass joints and pipes around, but now use our own pipes, saves getting that cursed TB and fucknowswot, it kinda shoock us all up, them TB scares about 7 years ago ...many young here carry it still ...for life
stay sharp
 
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