You guys aren't going to believe where I'm working now. I have a new job as general manager at a very unique kind of store. I'm sure you all know how recreational cannabis stores are going to be legal in Oregon this October 1st, right? Guess who's general manager of one of the best shops in Oregon? That's right! StinkBud is in da hizzouse!
We have everything you could imagine. Let's see... how about OG Kush, Girl Scout Cookies, Amnesia Haze, Peaches n' Cream, Vanilla Kush, Kushberry, 3-Kings, Wedding Cake, Ogre Kush, Querkle, Jilly Bean, SSPOG, 09 Cookies, ATF Alaskan Thunder Fuck, Sour Diesel, Blue Cheese and my new favorite, Durban Poison. We also have a shitload of shatter, flake/honeycomb and edibles. We have these cool little Gummy Bears that are 75mg. each. You can bite off his head for 15mg, arms are like 10mg. etc... I brought home some taffy bars I'm going to try this weekend. Have you guys seen the little pre-filled oil cartridges? They fit on a pen and are really convenient. You can bust out a hit anywhere and look like every other hipster out there.
If you've never been to Oregon, now is the time...