The Cannabis Smugglers: Stacey Dooley Investigates

Bardon Yark

Bardon Yark

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bu$hleaguer said:
Who says that they want to fancy something? And someone else called a woman a mare? Where the fuck am I?
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For verily, tis this not an international forum? Doth not all our nations of English tongue habour strange linguistic quirks and peculiarities? Here in good old Blighty, there are pigeon fanciers and fancying a mare can mean one of at least two things.
 
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yidarmy

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no a mare in the uk means well the south anyway means a naughty/saucey women, '' shes a right mare never wearing a bra'' '' the saucy mare'' or it can be used to describe a naughty child, '' the lil bugger has been a right mare today''
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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I dont know what you just said

But i guess im riding in a slab on swangs and vogues sippin drank listenin to something chopped and screwed smoking my homies shoreline with a straight ratchet in my lap full auto...so whatever we all have our ways, i like you. Your word choice makes my insides giggle
 
Bardon Yark

Bardon Yark

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yidarmy said:
no a mare in the uk means well the south anyway means a naughty/saucey women, '' shes a right mare never wearing a bra'' '' the saucy mare'' or it can be used to describe a naughty child, '' the lil bugger has been a right mare today''
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Yes Mare for women as in a female horse. Mare for naughty children as in nightmare! I wouldn't say that either expression is particularly common in southern England though. I was surprised to be picked up for saying fancy though, Surely people fancy things in other English speaking countries and if they don't - well fancy that! Anyway,despite Miss Dooley's sub par doc, I still fancy her!
 
Bardon Yark

Bardon Yark

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qwizoking said:
I dont know what you just said

But i guess im riding in a slab on swangs and vogues sippin drank listenin to something chopped and screwed smoking my homies shoreline with a straight ratchet in my lap full auto...so whatever we all have our ways, i like you. Your word choice makes my insides giggle
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My guess is this means you are climbing a tree whilst dressed in floral print frock, drinking some sort of fashionable drink, performing chainsaw sculpture on the trunk as you ascend and getting your knicky knacky knoos caught on the way down.. I don't suppose I'm close with that guess though.
 
Bardon Yark

Bardon Yark

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yidarmy said:
im from london and lived in essex alot mare is a very common word in the south, are you posh? lol
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Frightfully. I live in Hampshire don't you know? Nah not really mate. I would say round these parts, women are birds and naughty children are brats. We'd know what you meant if you called either a mare though. I never really thought of Essex as being in The South, but I suppose it is.
 
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steeve hates stacey

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She is *the* most annoying person I have had to watch in my entire fucking life.

Naive, talentless, annoying, repetitive, over emotional/dramatic are words that come to mind for me. Seriously the way she responds to situations makes me think she was born yesterday. And oh god, her god damned ‘commentary’, which you also mentioned, is in no way insiteful/smart/something that isn’t already blatantly fucking obvious.

I also cannot stand this womans constant crying. Maybe the first time it happened I was like “oh, yeah, right, okay, it *is* a kinda sad situation….”, but Jesus Christ, the more of her ‘investigative journalism’ (enjoyed that part in your review too, lmao) you watch, the more you realize that BBC must be paying her for each teardrop she produces. Her crying probably got good ratings in the first episode, so they told her to keep it up. That’s my theory at least.

I am an American watching her shows from my favorite TV torrent website; as you might have guessed they don’t play BBC here. I do generally enjoy BBC documentaries very much, and the topics for Stayey Dooley’s documentaries are generally quite interesting. That’s how I started watching her documentaries. The first one, I could watch without cringing, but my conclusion at the end was still on how much of a dumbass the host was. But now, I’ve watched maybe 4 or 5 of her episodes, and it’s *literally* unbearable. I cannot stand her crying, stupid comments, and just generally having to watch someone on TV do something that I could fucking do a million times better.

I was just watching her Sex in Cambodia episode, and about 10 minutes in I decided I just couldn’t put up with this bitch anymore. So I went to Google and typed in “Stacey Dooley Annoying”, and there your review was. Keep up the good work.
 
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steeve hates stacey

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Dr.Pecker said:
I would knock the bottom out of that.
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there is no hope for you. – Stacey is an amateur brainless bimbo .WTF are the BBC doing – historically they have a worldwide reputation for premier class documentary film-Making based on intelligent, professional,well researched and presented programmes. I can only assume they are dumbing down like so much of the media today.
 
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steeve hates stacey

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Bardon Yark said:
To be fair, I said I wanted to try it before I saw how badly they processed it. I can't believe people are actually taking the trouble and the risk of importing this shit into the UK when there is so much good stuff grown here, (even if I can't get my hands on any of it!)

I expect this stuff is probably fine if you grow it yourself with love and dry and cure it properly.

http://www.herbiesheadshop.com/seeds-of-africa-swazi-gold-seeds-3566

The program's title was a bit of a misnomer actually. It was more about general drug problems in South Africa rather than a documentary about cannabis smugglers. There was quite a focus on a substance called Nyope. It is basically weed mixed with mandies, heroin, rat droppings and whatever other shit they can think to throw in. Disgusting - although weed will become very addictive if you mix it with smack.

I'm more concerned though that this show was very bad publicity for weed, because a lot of ignorant people won't make the distinction between healthy cannabis and cannabis mixed with God knows what.

Stacey Dooley may be ravishing and she's not too bad a lay, but I've decided to dump her ass after watching this as I feel betrayed!

"Stacey sweetheart, what are you doing to me? I thought you was cool! You didn't seem so judgemental about weed when you used to ask me to score ounces for you!" lol




Actually, I'm usually a big fan of Stacey's documentaries, but I don't feel this was her best work.


Disclaimer: All comments made regarding Miss Dooley are for entertainment purposed only. I do not know Miss Dooley personally. I have not made sweet love to Miss Dooley and nor have I ever obtained cannabis is any form for Miss Dooley or witnessed her rolling a fat bifter, blazing it and passing it on the left hand side.
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First of all, every issue she “tackles” is already common knowledge:

Greece & Ireland in an economic crisis? You don’t say.
American Border Wars? Wow, what news.
Muslim Extremists in the UK? Oh my gosh, what a scoop.

Plus, every time I’ve seen her, she comes across as a fake – I have never seen any “empathy” or “courage” from this hack.

Her fakeness began when she appeared as a participant on the TV Show Blood, Sweat, And T-Shirts (she wasn’t a “journalist” back then). Directly because of that show, and because she was seen as popular by the twats in charge of BBC Three, she got her own series. As far as I’m aware, she didn’t study hard to get where she is, she is on TV because of a fluke. If she does have a Degree in Journalism, I doubt she was head of her year or that she received a First Class Degree with her meagre skills. Either way, I’m sure there are thousands of people who:-

1. Are greater campaigners for causes
2. Are more qualified to have their own show
3. Better at presenting
4. Less annoying

She is hardly the next Michael Apted, Errol Morris, Steve James or even Nick Broomfield.

So why is she on TV? She’s only on the BBC to make people from Council Estates look like they’re unintelligent or as though they’ve little or no skills at Documentary Making. Both her and the BBC can piss off.
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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steeve hates stacey said:
She is *the* most annoying person I have had to watch in my entire fucking life.

Naive, talentless, annoying, repetitive, over emotional/dramatic are words that come to mind for me. Seriously the way she responds to situations makes me think she was born yesterday. And oh god, her god damned ‘commentary’, which you also mentioned, is in no way insiteful/smart/something that isn’t already blatantly fucking obvious.

I also cannot stand this womans constant crying. Maybe the first time it happened I was like “oh, yeah, right, okay, it *is* a kinda sad situation….”, but Jesus Christ, the more of her ‘investigative journalism’ (enjoyed that part in your review too, lmao) you watch, the more you realize that BBC must be paying her for each teardrop she produces. Her crying probably got good ratings in the first episode, so they told her to keep it up. That’s my theory at least.

I am an American watching her shows from my favorite TV torrent website; as you might have guessed they don’t play BBC here. I do generally enjoy BBC documentaries very much, and the topics for Stayey Dooley’s documentaries are generally quite interesting. That’s how I started watching her documentaries. The first one, I could watch without cringing, but my conclusion at the end was still on how much of a dumbass the host was. But now, I’ve watched maybe 4 or 5 of her episodes, and it’s *literally* unbearable. I cannot stand her crying, stupid comments, and just generally having to watch someone on TV do something that I could fucking do a million times better.

I was just watching her Sex in Cambodia episode, and about 10 minutes in I decided I just couldn’t put up with this bitch anymore. So I went to Google and typed in “Stacey Dooley Annoying”, and there your review was. Keep up the good work.
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steeve hates stacey said:
there is no hope for you. – Stacey is an amateur brainless bimbo .WTF are the BBC doing – historically they have a worldwide reputation for premier class documentary film-Making based on intelligent, professional,well researched and presented programmes. I can only assume they are dumbing down like so much of the media today.
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https://whatwentwrongwith.com/2012/11/13/what-went-wrong-with-stacey-dooley-and-the-bbc/ Nice copy and pasting you'll fit in well with the rest of the plebs around here.
 
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