Sexual favors

Would you lick you wife's vagina all the way to the butt crack as whet out of jail free card?

  • Yes, of course you fag!

    Votes: 16 84.2%

  • No, I'm not her man toy! <--- who would pick this

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • That's gay

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Total voters
    19
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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If your wife asked you for a sexual favor as a way of you getting out of trouble or getting something you wanted, would you do it fellas?

What kinda dumb ass question is that? Right?

Let's say you asked her if you could buy a new 70" TV and her response was "Only if you come over here and lick my pussy raw!"
Wouldn't you jump outta your chair and go to town on that vagina like it was nobody's business?

Don't try that shit the other way around! She would probably flip out! Same scenario, she wants something and asked if she can get whatever it is chicks are into and you tell her "only if you let me put my dick and both balls in your mouth at one time with out choking or throwing up on my dick like last time!" She would look at you and either laugh or give you the nigga please face. Might even end up saying some shit like "I'm not some whore you can talk to like that! I'm the mother of your children!" Blah blah blah, my point is she wouldn't be down with it at all.

What's up with that?






Oh btw I'm getting a divorce now:cry:
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member
ebgood said:
What kinda girl doesnt want dick and balls in her mouth. Maybe ur not the problem bruh. Ijs
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Lol I'm not saying she won't make the ding a ling disappear down her throat. I'm saying she wouldn't use it as a get out jail free card. I guess it would make her feel like a prostitute or something? Idk but I know it wouldn't work like that.

I have been out drinking, smoking, and doing some bumps too late and when I got home she was mad at me. If she had just said "hey I'm gonna talk shit to you for hours or you could come suck on my butthole" I would've definitely obliged her. Lol

But if I got upset with her for spending a shit ton of money on random things, there is no way I could be like "Jesus Christ in a cracker! You spent that much on shoes again?! Well why don't you stick your tongue in my butthole and all will be forgiven babe?"
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member
Shit bro brah sorry to hear about your divorce. I went through that shit a few years ago because I stuck my tongue is another girl's butthole. Now I stick my tongue in that same girl's butthole all the time and everyone's happy.

Anyway, the moral of the story is you gotta have two bank accounts and three email addresses. Don't let her know how much cash you really have, and only email her from the one email address. Then you can have some asshole on the tip of your tongue so often the skin around your nose will be discolored from farts!
 
neosapien

neosapien

Well-Known Member
Yeah there's definitely 2 sets of rules. Sometimes my wife will even to try and flip it and get her shoes and her butthole licked. Are you really getting a divorce or was that tongue and cheek?
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

Well-Known Member
qwizoking said:
Idk man.
Took my girl to the ford dealership and told her to pick one

My dick hasnt been dry since
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But did you tell her first "I'm only gonna take you if you gargle on my teeth whitening cum!" ? Like y'all had a contract? Or did you take her, she loved it, and then just sucked that D till it was purple because women can mistake almost anything for love?
 
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GrowUrOwnDank

Well-Known Member
Gary Goodson said:
Lol I'm not saying she won't make the ding a ling disappear down her throat. I'm saying she wouldn't use it as a get out jail free card. I guess it would make her feel like a prostitute or something? Idk but I know it wouldn't work like that.

I have been out drinking, smoking, and doing some bumps too late and when I got home she was mad at me. If she had just said "hey I'm gonna talk shit to you for hours or you could come suck on my butthole" I would've definitely obliged her. Lol

But if I got upset with her for spending a shit ton of money on random things, there is no way I could be like "Jesus Christ in a cracker! You spent that much on shoes again?! Well why don't you stick your tongue in my butthole and all will be forgiven babe?"
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I'm a have to put you on ignore dude. You're just way to out there! But for some reason. I just can't bring my self to do it! I had to look!

Jennifer Anniston yes. These average wallered out middle aged old women. No.
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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GrowUrOwnDank said:
I'm a have to put you on ignore dude. You're just way to out there! But for some reason. I just can't bring my self to do it! I had to look!

Jennifer Anniston yes. These average wallered out middle aged old women. No.
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Why are you always being mean to me:( you're always telling me I'm out there or I like butthole too much... That's not nice, you want to put me on ignore then that's ok, but keep in mind I've never said one negative thing about you. Even when you were being a grumpy old curmudgeon in other threads. I guess that's the difference between us, I know that about you and when you're being grumpy I tell myself "Garebear, that's just how he is, let him be him, we still like him anyway"


Am I not allowed to love someone's asshole like the way other dudes like tits? There's boob men, ass men, and then there's me, a butthole kinda guy. I like to put the dick in and then pull it all the way out so you hear that sound like if she was sucking it with her butthole, then put it back in and repeat. That's how I roll when it cums to anal

Your post has affected me so much that I now wonder if I'm not normal.... Maybe I shouldn't like anus so much?

#sadgary
#nobuttsextoday
 
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