Fine I'll stop trolling... my life sucks atm... if im honest.

reddan1981

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I don't like drugs I stay away, my drug is pussy, dripping wet pussy that I would eat out the discharge (white gooey) stuff from.
You lost the chance of earning them stars, you need a knockout post now. WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
You gonna accept that- you gonna back off fade away, be another bum, resigned to fucking.... Shitty..... Depressing FAKEBOOK? Or are you going to suck it up, shake them mongy brain cell's around and fire some neurons at a bangga post?













If it is ty you ok.... Safe RD
 

WeedFreak78

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I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. This is the only job I’ve ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that f**kface cares about is money and her fat daughter.

Outside of work, I don’t do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that’s better than nothing.
I am also in love with one of my few friends. She’s an athletic, smart, gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I’m sure she hates me too. F**k.
My neighbor basically hates everything I do and all he does is praise himself and cry about his bald head.

I’m stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver’s license test EVERY F**KINGTIME I TAKE IT. F**K THIS. Worst of all I live in a f**king pineapple under the sea.
 

Growan

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OK wolverine, this thread has potential. At opening 3 stars, your goal is to make it a 5 star thread. Lots of laughs, some horrible violence, depraved sexual encounters, pre-limbic anarchy are required. Get busy
I know! I'm impressed. A fine bit of work.

I had a go at something similar with Mr. Punch waaaay back. Turns out that the back story to a Victorian puppet show just cuts too close to the bone.

Or maybe it was the way I represented it. Who knows. I thought it was excellent prose.
 

Gary Goodson

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Shut ur captain sav a hoe ass up for I hit u in da head with da only metal part of this mostly plastic ,40.cal
lol that's cute, I gave my 12 year old son a .40 cal for his birthday. He's been shooting since he was about 8. Around these parts guns are just a part of life.

Are you trying to intimidate me? It's like me going around saying "hey I have a car! Here's a pic of my car" when everyone else in this mother fucker has a car too...


If you ever want it, you can get it
 

theexpress

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lol that's cute, I gave my 12 year old son a .40 cal for his birthday. He's been shooting since he was about 8. Around these parts guns are just a part of life.

Are you trying to intimidate me? It's like me going around saying "hey I have a car! Here's a pic of my car" when everyone else in this mother fucker has a car too...


If you ever want it, you can get it
Now ur jest antoginizing and deserve the wrath of what ever I say... But lucky for u I been drinking blue moons and I'm pretty buzzed.. and while 9 people got killed and another 12 wounded n my city and a cop got merked in da northern metro I made over a g that day and made it home safe in my bed to sleep... Ps guns away of life here to.. how much youI make wendsday... Night bro... Stay hillbilly... And I'll street.. I got army guns.. ,308 7.62 5.56. .50 Beowulf.. 40..45.. 9.. 38.. gauges.. ,.22sand .32$ that fit in your sock.. police take more guns off the streets here then any other city not only in America but the world
 

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theexpress

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Not a bad collection at all.

Soy Chicano, so I'm no hillbilly
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Everyone here in TnT knows I've been drinking too... Since been drinking.

Calm your ass the fuck down! I don't have anything against you, but I just can't have you talk to my homies like that.
Vette la verga quey... Another day In da hood another stack plus in my pocket... How much u make today Papo.. I love when the lawyer custy comes threw and spend all 100s... Easier to fold my wallet... Chinga tu Madra.... Pinche culero.. hate me pisa.. I ain't even graduate high school
 

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