Parents getting divorced - thanks Ashley Madison

[Unclebaldrick]

I heard from my dad last night. He told me that he and mom are getting divorced since he was stupid enough to use his real email address to sign up for an Ashley Madison account. A friend of my Mom's spent the day looking up all the neighbors and then took it upon herself to call all of them with cheating spouses. There were three on their block alone!

Part of me is sad but part of me also finds it pretty funny. Nice move dad. He's super pissed because they haven't had sex in years since he caught my mom and her 'friend' in bed with no pants on. But since his first reaction was not to grab an iPhone and record it, he has no proof whereas she has a nice, tidy paper trail. He tells me that he thinks that this is her way of grabbing most of their assets since there isn't enough in their retirement accounts to keep them both in the fashion to which they have become accustomed.

Not sure what to do. Is there any way to add my mom into the leaked Ashley Madison database? That would even the playing field again.

 

[neosapien]

Damn that's fucked up. You should see about adding that nosey neighbor bitch to the database too.

 

[curious2garden]

I heard from my dad last night. He told me that he and mom are getting divorced since he was stupid enough to use his real email address to sign up for an Ashley Madison account. A friend of my Mom's spent the day looking up all the neighbors and then took it upon herself to call all of them with cheating spouses. There were three on their block alone!

Part of me is sad but part of me also finds it pretty funny. Nice move dad. He's super pissed because they haven't had sex in years since he caught my mom and her 'friend' in bed with no pants on. But since his first reaction was not to grab an iPhone and record it, he has no proof whereas she has a nice, tidy paper trail. He tells me tht he thinks tht this is her way of grabbing most of their assets since there isn't enout in their retirement accounts to keep them both in the fashion to which they have become accustomed.

Not sure what to do. Is there any way to add my mom into the leaked Ashley Madison database? That would even the playing field again.

Where's @ClaytonBigsby at a time like this. He would have your answer.

 

[mollymcgrammar]

I heard from my dad last night. He told me that he and mom are getting divorced since he was stupid enough to use his real email address to sign up for an Ashley Madison account. A friend of my Mom's spent the day looking up all the neighbors and then took it upon herself to call all of them with cheating spouses. There were three on their block alone!

Part of me is sad but part of me also finds it pretty funny. Nice move dad. He's super pissed because they haven't had sex in years since he caught my mom and her 'friend' in bed with no pants on. But since his first reaction was not to grab an iPhone and record it, he has no proof whereas she has a nice, tidy paper trail. He tells me tht he thinks tht this is her way of grabbing most of their assets since there isn't enout in their retirement accounts to keep them both in the fashion to which they have become accustomed.

Not sure what to do. Is there any way to add my mom into the leaked Ashley Madison database? That would even the playing field again.

Well, having an account isnt proof of cheating. He can say he signed up to see if she was on it.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Well, having an account isnt proof of cheating. He can say he signed up to see if she was on it.

Well divorce court isn't like criminal court. All she needs is a preponderance of evidence. Also, he was stupid enough to use his credit card at local fleabag motels.

He has been trying to get a divorce attorney but all of their numbers have been busy or their voice mailboxes full.

 

[OddBall1st]

Thanks Blue Hill ave. thanks Morton st,..thanks Dot ave,..thanks Gallivan Blvd. and Elliot and River st too,......not just Ashley......

 

[mollymcgrammar]

Well divorce court isn't like criminal court. All she needs is a preponderance of evidence. Also, he was stupid enough to use his credit card at local fleabag motels.

He has been trying to get a divorce attorney but all of their numbers have been busy or their voice mailboxes full.

If you really wanna help, you could testify on his behalf that she cheated first, giving him good reason for making an account to look her up.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Thanks Blue Hill ave. thanks Morton st,..thanks Dot ave,..thanks Gallivan Blvd. and Elliot and River st too,......not just Ashley......

Yeah, ok. Hey, isn't there a nice thread on radioactive isotopes you can take sideways? Do you know how to get my mom into Ashley Madison or not?

 

[Singlemalt]

Always remember KCl is your friend

 

[mollymcgrammar]

Yeah, ok. Hey, isn't there a nice thread on radioactive isotopes you can take sideways? Do you know how to get my mom into Ashley Madison or not?

Even if you could sign her up, you would have to hack them for an updated member registry. You probably need another route.

 

[OddBall1st]

Yeah, ok. Hey, isn't there a nice thread on radioactive isotopes you can take sideways? Do you know how to get my mom into Ashley Madison or not?

Yes, Lean Ashley over a suitable table with feet spread past shoulder width, insert mom head first into chosen hole. Removal is the reverse of insertion.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Are you high son? I mean I read your posts and I think your getting high. You need to stop that. Maybe your just lonely and need a friend. I will be your friend bro. Love you man. Hugs.

 

[Red1966]

Well divorce court isn't like criminal court. All she needs is a preponderance of evidence. Also, he was stupid enough to use his credit card at local fleabag motels.

He has been trying to get a divorce attorney but all of their numbers have been busy or their voice mailboxes full.

Tell your dad to just consider it a "stupid" tax. He should have divorced her when he caught her in bed with someone else. Depending on state, it may not make any difference anyway.

 

[OddBall1st]

Are you high son? I mean I read your posts and I think your getting high. You need to stop that. Maybe your just lonely and need a friend. I will be your friend bro. Love you man. Hugs.

Who me ??

I smoke you out under that table.........

 

[6ohMax]

There are alot of internet geniouses ......


IE:

a few yrs back while I was still in the Army some shit happened to me .....long story short, my wife has a friend we've both known even while stationed in Korea since 2007....anyway, I found a picture of her friend looking pretty hot to say the least and saved it on a thumb drive....while I was on R&R from afghanistan in 2012 I accidently left my thumb drive home...well once I realized it i caled back to my wife saying I left some things home including the thumb drive ..well she opened it and found the folder the pics were saved in ....yeah she was furious...we were about to get divorced and everytihng ...well I came back from afghanland and things were alright I guess between us........the one day a couple yrs back I got stupid and posted both a pic of my wife and her frined n another forum...mind you her frined is from ike the spain area....she looks nice ...even for having three kids....well....anyway...I knew her husband , he was in the army too and somehow found out they were having issues to same with my wife an i ....so....someone on that forum just with my wifes picture found her e mail address and basically telling her that I have feelings for her frined and ther shit yadda yadda yadda....so ....this was prety much the last straw with my wife

well, we are still together and IMO married coulples have fantasies about fuckin another guy or woman...i think its just part of human nature

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

There are alot of internet geniouses ......


IE:

a few yrs back while I was still in the Army some shit happened to me .....long story short, my wife has a friend we've both known even while stationed in Korea since 2007....anyway, I found a picture of her friend looking pretty hot to say the least and saved it on a thumb drive....while I was on R&R from afghanistan in 2012 I accidently left my thumb drive home...well once I realized it i caled back to my wife saying I left some things home including the thumb drive ..well she opened it and found the folder the pics were saved in ....yeah she was furious...we were about to get divorced and everytihng ...well I came back from afghanland and things were alright I guess between us........the one day a couple yrs back I got stupid and posted both a pic of my wife and her frined n another forum...mind you her frined is from ike the spain area....she looks nice ...even for having three kids....well....anyway...I knew her husband , he was in the army too and somehow found out they were having issues to same with my wife an i ....so....someone on that forum just with my wifes picture found her e mail address and basically telling her that I have feelings for her frined and ther shit yadda yadda yadda....so ....this was prety much the last straw with my wife

well, we are still together and IMO married coulples have fantasies about fuckin another guy or woman...i think its just part of human nature

Worthless without pics bro. Give up the pics. I know you got em. Wife and fantasy gf.

Google stealth. I am guessing your wife prolly got her some strange along the way. I have no way of knowing that. Just makes sense. It's all good. What you don't know.

Thanks for your service bro.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Who me ??

I smoke you out under that table.........

Love u 2 bro. Hugs. You seem lonely.

 

[OddBall1st]

Love u 2 bro. Hugs. You seem lonely.

You mean careful and married ....Right ?

 

[JamesWolverine]

I heard from my dad last night. He told me that he and mom are getting divorced since he was stupid enough to use his real email address to sign up for an Ashley Madison account. A friend of my Mom's spent the day looking up all the neighbors and then took it upon herself to call all of them with cheating spouses. There were three on their block alone!

Part of me is sad but part of me also finds it pretty funny. Nice move dad. He's super pissed because they haven't had sex in years since he caught my mom and her 'friend' in bed with no pants on. But since his first reaction was not to grab an iPhone and record it, he has no proof whereas she has a nice, tidy paper trail. He tells me that he thinks that this is her way of grabbing most of their assets since there isn't enough in their retirement accounts to keep them both in the fashion to which they have become accustomed.

Not sure what to do. Is there any way to add my mom into the leaked Ashley Madison database? That would even the playing field again.

Attempt to catch your mum naked at some point whether in shower or her room, then take pics and attempt to spread her nudes all over the internet especially on dating sites and affair/meet4sex sites. Tell your dad you found it, take screenshots, and then you have proof but they can't find the truth cuz it was in same IP (your house) so they will believe it's her.

 

[Balzac89]

9 out of 10 accounts on the site were held by males so its unlikely even if he had an account that he managed to meet anything but dick on there.