MisterMicro
Well-Known Member
I just stole my car out of the towing yard. I went there 3 days after my tow to find out my bill was at 200 dollars and climbing 35 bucks a day. Fucken shit right? Im homeless right now and just dont have that kind of money. The fuckers didnt even let me get my shit, I had all my close in my fucking car, cause thats what i was living in. Hoot hoot! im on a roll eh?
Anyways i studied there place a bit and noticed they have no security mesures set at all! no gates to secure the place at night, nothing. I went back to check on my car and noticed i they left my spare keys chilling on the passenger side! I almost had a heart attack when i saw taht. shit, to prime to pass up right?
So i heard that that tiny white peice of porcelain on the end of spark plugs can take out a hole windo at the throw of a hand. I was a bit skeptical so i thought of a better plan. I smashed the peice into about 15 little peices and super glued them to the head of a hammer. That way when they hit the window they had maximum force.
So i head over by shitty bike at about 2 am. The hole way there my adrenilin is climbing like mad. I finally arive, stash my bike descretly and head for the car.
When i reached the car my addrenilin was pumping my heart almost out of my fucking chest, and i decidided better this second then chilling and second thinking it, so i just walked up to the passenger side and with all i had rammed my hammer into the passenger side. That windo was completly gone! Shit let me tell you, THE SMALL WHITE TIP OF SPARK PLUGS TAKE OUT WINDOWS LIKE NOTHING. Nothing put pea sized peices shattererd eveywhere. I unlocked the door and hurried to the driver side. Picked up the keys put them in the ignition and whent to start it up.
My ignition is really funny thogh, like they key has to be at just the right angle, so i fucked with it for about 10 seconds! Every second precious as gold, the oner of the joint lives like 5o feet away...
Anyways i studied there place a bit and noticed they have no security mesures set at all! no gates to secure the place at night, nothing. I went back to check on my car and noticed i they left my spare keys chilling on the passenger side! I almost had a heart attack when i saw taht. shit, to prime to pass up right?
So i heard that that tiny white peice of porcelain on the end of spark plugs can take out a hole windo at the throw of a hand. I was a bit skeptical so i thought of a better plan. I smashed the peice into about 15 little peices and super glued them to the head of a hammer. That way when they hit the window they had maximum force.
So i head over by shitty bike at about 2 am. The hole way there my adrenilin is climbing like mad. I finally arive, stash my bike descretly and head for the car.
When i reached the car my addrenilin was pumping my heart almost out of my fucking chest, and i decidided better this second then chilling and second thinking it, so i just walked up to the passenger side and with all i had rammed my hammer into the passenger side. That windo was completly gone! Shit let me tell you, THE SMALL WHITE TIP OF SPARK PLUGS TAKE OUT WINDOWS LIKE NOTHING. Nothing put pea sized peices shattererd eveywhere. I unlocked the door and hurried to the driver side. Picked up the keys put them in the ignition and whent to start it up.
My ignition is really funny thogh, like they key has to be at just the right angle, so i fucked with it for about 10 seconds! Every second precious as gold, the oner of the joint lives like 5o feet away...