GAY FRIEND STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!

Red1966

Well-Known Member
So for all of you that know about the previous thread i posted,where my gay friend chased me back to my house naked,this is your update.

So today i woke up at around 530 or 6 to a tapping noise at my window.It was my former friend and he was naked,right when he saw me through the window (there were no blinds,they were stolen by burgulars earlier this year) he started jiggling his penis and jumping up and down.Then he started banging on my window so hard it woke my mother up.She went outside to see what all the noise was about and she screamed when she saw him naked.and she ran back outside.My former friend runs back to his house.I called my grandfather for some help ( hes a high ranking member in the FIGGURELLI crime family) and my grandpa said he would be there right away.My grandpa gets to my house about twenty mins later,and we go to my friends house.My grandpa bangs on his door and my former friend and his uncle come out.They both put up their hands and began circling my grandpa,he may be 70,but hes in very good shape for his age so he throws his hands up as well.He ducks a punch from my former friend and knocks the wind out of him by elbowing him in the stomach,then when his uncle tries to punch my grandpa,he ducks,and knocks him out with a left blow to the jaw.All his neighbors were woken up by the yelling and started to come outside,so we run to my grandpas car and drive away before the cops come. Now the police will not stop calling my house.......what should i do?????
I think it's pretty obvious what you should. Go over to your former friends house and suck his cock. Suck his uncle's cock, too.
 

leftyguitar

Well-Known Member
So for all of you that know about the previous thread i posted,where my gay friend chased me back to my house naked,this is your update.

So today i woke up at around 530 or 6 to a tapping noise at my window.It was my former friend and he was naked,right when he saw me through the window (there were no blinds,they were stolen by burgulars earlier this year) he started jiggling his penis and jumping up and down.Then he started banging on my window so hard it woke my mother up.She went outside to see what all the noise was about and she screamed when she saw him naked.and she ran back outside.My former friend runs back to his house.I called my grandfather for some help ( hes a high ranking member in the FIGGURELLI crime family) and my grandpa said he would be there right away.My grandpa gets to my house about twenty mins later,and we go to my friends house.My grandpa bangs on his door and my former friend and his uncle come out.They both put up their hands and began circling my grandpa,he may be 70,but hes in very good shape for his age so he throws his hands up as well.He ducks a punch from my former friend and knocks the wind out of him by elbowing him in the stomach,then when his uncle tries to punch my grandpa,he ducks,and knocks him out with a left blow to the jaw.All his neighbors were woken up by the yelling and started to come outside,so we run to my grandpas car and drive away before the cops come. Now the police will not stop calling my house.......what should i do?????
I guess you're not very bright. If you make up a story, it needs to be even slightly plausible. This is certifiable bull shit. And shit makes for good fertilizer. So, it's useful for something.
 

Aeroknow

Well-Known Member
So for all of you that know about the previous thread i posted,where my gay friend chased me back to my house naked,this is your update.

So today i woke up at around 530 or 6 to a tapping noise at my window.It was my former friend and he was naked,right when he saw me through the window (there were no blinds,they were stolen by burgulars earlier this year) he started jiggling his penis and jumping up and down.Then he started banging on my window so hard it woke my mother up.She went outside to see what all the noise was about and she screamed when she saw him naked.and she ran back outside.My former friend runs back to his house.I called my grandfather for some help ( hes a high ranking member in the FIGGURELLI crime family) and my grandpa said he would be there right away.My grandpa gets to my house about twenty mins later,and we go to my friends house.My grandpa bangs on his door and my former friend and his uncle come out.They both put up their hands and began circling my grandpa,he may be 70,but hes in very good shape for his age so he throws his hands up as well.He ducks a punch from my former friend and knocks the wind out of him by elbowing him in the stomach,then when his uncle tries to punch my grandpa,he ducks,and knocks him out with a left blow to the jaw.All his neighbors were woken up by the yelling and started to come outside,so we run to my grandpas car and drive away before the cops come. Now the police will not stop calling my house.......what should i do?????
 

offthechain

Member
Why would you let your mom go outside to witness some dumbass playing with his cock outside your window?

My Bullshit meter just went through the roof!
But if this is a real story which I highly doubt. OP is a class 1 jackass
 

SPLFreak808

Well-Known Member
You are a stupid dumbass for not whipping you're camera phone out rhw first time for evidence. Just call the fucking cops tell them you are getting harassed or beat the shit out of them. The end
 

vro

Well-Known Member
Wow you have an exciting life i eish shit like that happened to me. I had a gay friend but he ended shooting heroin
 
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