First grow. Guess the yield.

The_Herban_Legend

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I am very new to this but yet I know some basics that's about it.... BUT your equation is a little retarded...answer this how do you minus your "funk ups" ? How do you make your funk ups to points of a gram? I have learned the basics of growing from local farmers and they would laugh there ass of and probably smack the shit out of me if I told them I'm follow your equation....like I said if your using cfls low ball your numbers especially for a first time grower with the zstretchiest plants .1-.3 x gpw at the MAX.... so if I use to much nutes and burn my plant does that equal .3? Or .8?
This applies to hps bulbs you degenerate. You're welcome.
 

wiethe20

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I edited your post and you should have shut your mouth right there. If you can't apply nutrients correctly then you need to follow my equation for degenerate people with special needs. Attached is the link
www.fuckyourwhoremom.com
I'm not burning my plants, it was to show how stupid your equation is... like u said you were trying to help newbies out.... THAT EQUATION IS VERY MISLEADING NO ONESHOULD FOLLOW IT...simple as that get as mad as you want bc you are soon bothered by some people telling you how dumb you are....I'm guessing you hear your a failure for most of your life so that's why your getting butt hurt....it's OK Noone loves you
 

The_Herban_Legend

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I am very new to this but yet I know some basics that's about it.... BUT your equation is a little retarded...answer this how do you minus your "funk ups" ? How do you make your funk ups to points of a gram? I have learned the basics of growing from local farmers and they would laugh there ass of and probably smack the shit out of me if I told them I'm follow your equation....like I said if your using cfls low ball your numbers especially for a first time grower with the zstretchiest plants .1-.3 x gpw at the MAX.... so if I use to much nutes and burn my plant does that equal .3? Or .8?
And to prove my equation is accurate, I will post my first grow for the world to see. I plan on pulling .75 gpw on my first grow. I know I am smarter than the average bear but a new grower using an hps bulb should have no problem yielding .40 gpw. Sit back and enjoy as you learn, kiddo.
 

Gibbz2.0

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I don't know why everyone's doggin on you but for a first it isn't bad. But I think someone said next time do just a couple and get experience. But good job keep your green thumb green
 

The_Herban_Legend

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I'm not burning my plants, it was to show how stupid your equation is... like u said you were trying to help newbies out.... THAT EQUATION IS VERY MISLEADING NO ONESHOULD FOLLOW IT...simple as that get as mad as you want bc you are soon bothered by some people telling you how dumb you are....I'm guessing you hear your a failure for most of your life so that's why your getting butt hurt....it's OK Noone loves you
I think you are a little flustered that you can't hit .40 gpw yet. LMFAO!
 

The_Herban_Legend

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Doesn't matter what bulbs your talking about from incandescent, to led... I still would love to know how you "minus your funk ups" I didn't know you could make that into a number , you must be a god :clap:
That's assuming your not a "fuck up" like yourself. Just watch and learn, kiddo.
 

wiethe20

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I think you are a little flustered that you can't hit .40 gpw yet. LMFAO!
Like I said as a new person to growing your equation is very misleading and just plain dumb...NOT THE.4 (that's ok) but to minus funk ups ....us new people are like sponges on here trying to soak in allllllllll the good info we can get....but people like you saying some thing that is so dumb and gets NEW GROWERS HOPES UP.....what if he had an investor in on his grow (I've read many threads on here about it) so now he thinks he is about to get a qp and tells said perso and only gets a half ounce and owes more people money....your going to get someone's wig split bc you think your a "master" on your first-time ...your plants look lovely so kudos to you
 

The_Herban_Legend

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Like I said as a new person to growing your equation is very misleading and just plain dumb...NOT THE.4 (that's ok) but to minus funk ups ....us new people are like sponges on here trying to soak in allllllllll the good info we can get....but people like you saying some thing that is so dumb and gets NEW GROWERS HOPES UP.....what if he had an investor in on his grow (I've read many threads on here about it) so now he thinks he is about to get a qp and tells said perso and only gets a half ounce and owes more people money....your going to get someone's wig split bc you think your a "master" on your first-time ...your plants look lovely so kudos to you
I am going to prove that on my first grow, assuming your not special needs, that not only can you yield .40 gpw using a hps light on your first grow but that you can exceed that. Which I plan on doing at .75 gpw. Just watch, if I don't hit atleast .40 gpw, feel free to chime in, kiddo.
 
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wiethe20

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BUT IT WASnt ABOUT YOUR GROW....IT WAS ABOUT HIS RIGHT? ARE YOU IN HIS GROW ROOM? YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE IS GONNA PULL/ DO.....HE MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE IT TO A HARVEST....YEA YOU MIGHT GET THE .4 PROLLY MORE BUT HE IS NOT...SO YOU SHOULDNT GET ANYONE HOPES UP TO THE HIGH HEAVENS. ...WHEN YOU HAVE NOOOOOOOOO IDEA ABOUT HIS
 

The_Herban_Legend

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BUT IT WASnt ABOUT YOUR GROW....IT WAS ABOUT HIS RIGHT? ARE YOU IN HIS GROW ROOM? YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE IS GONNA PULL/ DO.....HE MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE IT TO A HARVEST....YEA YOU MIGHT GET THE .4 PROLLY MORE BUT HE IS NOT...SO YOU SHOULDNT GET ANYONE HOPES UP TO THE HIGH HEAVENS. ...WHEN YOU HAVE NOOOOOOOOO IDEA ABOUT HIS
I never specifically said the OP would get .40 gpw. I said a first time grower can expect to hit .40 gpw with a hps bulb. Don't put words in my mouth, kiddo.
 

The_Herban_Legend

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BUT IT WASnt ABOUT YOUR GROW....IT WAS ABOUT HIS RIGHT? ARE YOU IN HIS GROW ROOM? YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE IS GONNA PULL/ DO.....HE MIGHT NOT EVEN MAKE IT TO A HARVEST....YEA YOU MIGHT GET THE .4 PROLLY MORE BUT HE IS NOT...SO YOU SHOULDNT GET ANYONE HOPES UP TO THE HIGH HEAVENS. ...WHEN YOU HAVE NOOOOOOOOO IDEA ABOUT HIS
By the way little arshole, 400 grams off 20 plants is very doable with a 1000w light. Even you, the plant burner, (that's your new name), should agree with this. That's only 20 grams a plant you SILLY DEGENERATE!!!!
 

wiethe20

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I never specifically said the OP would get .40 gpw. I said a first time grower can expect to hit .40 gpw with a hps bulb. Don't put words in my mouth, kiddo.
It is very doable with a 1000w hps....but they guy never said that's what he was using never even said what kind of light so you must be a genius..... :clap:
 

The_Herban_Legend

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It is very doable with a 1000w hps....but they guy never said that's what he was using never even said what kind of light so you must be a genius..... :clap:
Exactly! So I never said he would specifically yield .40 gpw. I called his plants light depraved and worst than Charlie brown's christmas tree. I only provided a very accurate guide.
 
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