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Blue Wizard
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Thank goodness tomorrow is finally friday. This has been one long ass work week, I never thought yesterday or today would end.
Yessica...
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I'm not quite sure what I'd do in a fight or flight scenario...
But I think it rhymes with "sick balls".
bu$hleaguer
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Leather Cheerio
Blue Wizard
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Mainliner
Aeroknow
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Yessica...
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Is that the safe word?
Haha. This kid didn't speak Parsletongue.I bet it was that @Mr. Bongwater kid, stalking your ass
Oh...I mean Newfie.
Hepheastus420
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Yea you're safe.. until you find out that boy was actually dead and was trying to find his sibling "adrienne" who was also killed in that house.
Yessica...
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You're creepin my language...Yea you're safe.. until you find out that boy was actually dead and was trying to find his sibling "adrienne" who was also killed in that house.
Maybe I AM Adrienne?
Yessica...
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Hepheastus420
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Yea maybe you're crazy.. so crazy that you didn't realize he was your son that YOU murdered. Look behind you!
But seriously, he was probably some dorky 20 year old that was trying to get some ass but chickened out and made up a story about how he must have gone to the wrong house on the spot.
Or what if adrienne was right behind you when the stranger was at your doorstep?!
mr sunshine
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@giggles26 what happened?
Metasynth
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I'm glad you're back, HiphopanonymousYea maybe you're crazy.. so crazy that you didn't realize he was your son that YOU murdered. Look behind you!
But seriously, he was probably some dorky 20 year old that was trying to get some ass but chickened out and made up a story about how he must have gone to the wrong house on the spot.
Or what if adrienne was right behind you when the stranger was at your doorstep?!
Yessica...
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Pretty sure knocking on strangers doors for sex only works for women, or in pornos...Yea maybe you're crazy.. so crazy that you didn't realize he was your son that YOU murdered. Look behind you!
But seriously, he was probably some dorky 20 year old that was trying to get some ass but chickened out and made up a story about how he must have gone to the wrong house on the spot.
Or what if adrienne was right behind you when the stranger was at your doorstep?!
Same page! I was JUST google boxing this song...
ChingOwn
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Pornhub built a $1,000 twerking, robot butt
If there's one website that knows how to combine technology and savvy public relations stunts, it's Pornhub. The company behind the WankBand is gearing up to launch another piece of hardware in the form of TwerkingButt, an adult toy that promises to set a "new benchmark in sexual stimulation." Which is a ten-dollar way of saying that it's a robotic butt that vibrates when it's plugged in. Thanks to CyberSkin technology, the unit will even warm itself to a temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit to match that of a human body.
Once you've sat down and the doors are locked, you can pull out your smartphone and use it as a remote control for the device. There's plenty of things for you to tweak, too, including the massage speed, vibration and even the twerking rhythm if you opt for the more expensive edition of the device. In addition, the deluxe version comes with a VR headset, although the company isn't talking specifics about what content will work with your new toy, or how. What we do know is that it took Pornhub and Topco, its manufacturing partner, four years from start to finish to refine the technology for human use. If that's enough motivation for you to try one, then you can pre-order the regular model for $699 or, if you want the additional features, the deluxe box with "twerking technology" for $999.
Oh, and the answer to the question that you're all desperate to ask is: Yes, there is an anal cavity for you to insert yourself inside. We just couldn't think of a clear enough euphemism to just casually slip that in.
Threads that I start never go past page two so here is a thread worthy post for you to enjoy I'm going to bed anyway sweet dreams of disembodied buttholes bitches
If there's one website that knows how to combine technology and savvy public relations stunts, it's Pornhub. The company behind the WankBand is gearing up to launch another piece of hardware in the form of TwerkingButt, an adult toy that promises to set a "new benchmark in sexual stimulation." Which is a ten-dollar way of saying that it's a robotic butt that vibrates when it's plugged in. Thanks to CyberSkin technology, the unit will even warm itself to a temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit to match that of a human body.
Once you've sat down and the doors are locked, you can pull out your smartphone and use it as a remote control for the device. There's plenty of things for you to tweak, too, including the massage speed, vibration and even the twerking rhythm if you opt for the more expensive edition of the device. In addition, the deluxe version comes with a VR headset, although the company isn't talking specifics about what content will work with your new toy, or how. What we do know is that it took Pornhub and Topco, its manufacturing partner, four years from start to finish to refine the technology for human use. If that's enough motivation for you to try one, then you can pre-order the regular model for $699 or, if you want the additional features, the deluxe box with "twerking technology" for $999.
Oh, and the answer to the question that you're all desperate to ask is: Yes, there is an anal cavity for you to insert yourself inside. We just couldn't think of a clear enough euphemism to just casually slip that in.
Threads that I start never go past page two so here is a thread worthy post for you to enjoy I'm going to bed anyway sweet dreams of disembodied buttholes bitches
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Mr. Bongwater
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i knew checking RIU right before i go to bed was a bad idea, god damn it yessie lol