Singlemalt
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Someone had to do it. Let's hear sad boner memories: blue balls, cock blocked and the old once you're in "oh shit have I fucked up"
Boners have sad memory
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Pinworm
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For some reason, if I'm lying down on a hotel bed, I get a mean rager. I don't understand it. Its not a morning wood thing, it'll just pop out of left field a few minutes after I'm laying there. And, its usually one of those fucking immortal ones that won't go away. I guess my condition would be embarrassing if I wasn't so proud that something simple like the feel of clean sheets is enough to get me rock hard...
Diabolical666
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Well.....
Desr
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Or.. what wouldve been my first time way back when..this girl i was dating..we were supposed to have like a little double date party and get drunk.. and then i got there and she was already all wasted...Like super wasted. Then she proceeded to get naked and was moaning "fuck meee" and i didnt want it to be like that. With her drunk. So i turned her down.
leftyguitar
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Well, speaking of hotels... last year, two other guys and I were checking into a hotel in Tampa. My friend placed the key card into the slot and opened the door. To our horror... amusement... shock... A guy we didn't know, was laying naked on the bed watching tv. Apparently, the guy hadn't checked out yet. I laughed for an hour, at least. We got another room.
Pinworm
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Unclebaldrick
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Nah, that's BS.
mr sunshine
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One time I hurt my tiny guy and I had to get injections to break up scar tissue. A needle to the dick feels weird. But I kinda miss it in a weird way. I miss the feeling I would get right before he jammed his needle in my dick. I felt like I was on a roller coaster. When it would pierce the shaft you could hear or feel a pop.
Unclebaldrick
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ew
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Sixteen, ten-speed bike, recalcitrant shift levers (mounted on the crossbar forward of the saddle), unseen parked VW, rapid momentum transfer. Broke my adolescent pecker. That first erection was a bullet biter. Now they call me Cap'n Hook. Arrr.
Unclebaldrick
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abe supercro
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Only darkly bruised once. busted a bunch of capillaries on one side, bounced back aight. legit sports injury
Pinworm
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Oh my goodness. I'm so excited to see your face that I am sort of weary to even respond for fear I may drive you away. Greetings, boss. It is great to see your face. How have you been?
Unclebaldrick
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I had a pretty nurse do something terrible to my penis once. It was not a boner for some time after.
She yoinked a stent outta my bladder or something after removal of some kidney gems (they were rubies). She took hold of that silk thread coming outta my very unhappy Mr. Happy and started walking backward. Several feet later something horrible exited my body. I never want to feel that again.
She yoinked a stent outta my bladder or something after removal of some kidney gems (they were rubies). She took hold of that silk thread coming outta my very unhappy Mr. Happy and started walking backward. Several feet later something horrible exited my body. I never want to feel that again.
Pinworm
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I can remember the last time I was actually ashamed of my boner. I won't go into details, but when Wilford Brimley is trying to have a serious discussion about my adult onset diabeetus and all I can think of is how great it would be to rub my weenis allover that bristly patch of moustache...
Well, you understand the notion...
Well, you understand the notion...
Nutes and Nugs
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I enjoy your movies.
cannabineer
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Plus rep.
cannabineer
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Busy busy busy and so (maybe) ends my RIU hit&run.
A disturbing result of my dick breaking is that since then "go fuck yourself" has been ... possible.