Passed Drug Test but...

[bravedave]

I work in an industry where testing is prevelant. I keep at- home test kits around all the time. In the past, I have always cleaned up in about 8 days. (Fairly low body fat...picture native american Jack Reacher) However I had been smoking much more and better shit (mine) and 13 days after quitting (Test day) I was still testing hot. Fuck.

Luckily I have a good friend who does not smoke who provided me piss. Employment tests are unsupervised without patdown so ...borrowed a pair of my wives panties. Not just any but the really firm stretchy kind which enabled a small bottle to securely exist between my balls and ass.

Walked in testing bathroom. Immediately, pullled out bottle and poured in cup, put bottle back by taint. Took a nice long piss in toilet. Voila. Simple.

 

[BustinScales510]

Congrats. But since they dont supervise or pat you down maybe you can skip the panties and boofing next time

 

[bravedave]

Congrats. But since they dont supervise or pat you down maybe you can skip the panties and boofing next time

They do make you empty pockets and they check temps so the placement also helps it match my body temp.

 

[Tim Fox]

hey, do you get the from your friend the day of the test,, or do you have a supply on hand from your friend, and how do you store it, do you freeze it?,, do you refreidgerate it, do you heat the friends urine in the microwave first,, your help is apreciated, thanks

 

[bluntmassa1]

They actually have things to keep the piss warm and synthetic piss never actually tried it but would be more comfy than a bottle of piss and panties but hey some guys like wearing thongs.

 

[Fluff Up]

so testing for drugs is ok, but trying to figure out who's shitting in the office is illegal
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/06/jury-dings-firm-2-2-million-for-forcing-workers-to-submit-to-dna-testing/

 

[WeedFreak78]

some people..any excuse to wear women's underwear...

 

[mr sunshine]

I work in an industry where testing is prevelant. I keep at- home test kits around all the time. In the past, I have always cleaned up in about 8 days. (Fairly low body fat...picture native american Jack Reacher) However I had been smoking much more and better shit (mine) and 13 days after quitting (Test day) I was still testing hot. Fuck.

Luckily I have a good friend who does not smoke who provided me piss. Employment tests are unsupervised without patdown so ...borrowed a pair of my wives panties. Not just any but the really firm stretchy kind which enabled a small bottle to securely exist between my balls and ass.

Walked in testing bathroom. Immediately, pullled out bottle and poured in cup, put bottle back by taint. Took a nice long piss in toilet. Voila. Simple.

you're fucking killing me smalls.

Quickfix 6.0 works great if you don't have any access to clean piss.

 

[bravedave]

Your wife doesn't smoke!!?! Use hers, they DO NOT test for gender!!! The test I took here was using female piss. I have "heard" that refridgerated will last a month and frozen a year in any case. I don't think microwaving to heat it up is a good idea, but just heard from a good source that you can. Mine was same day and same day is good for about 8 hours uncooled, I understand.

 

[bravedave]

View attachment 3447540 you're fucking killing me smalls.

Quickfix 6.0 works great if you don't have any access to clean piss.

Have you zoomed in on that bud yet, little yellow bird to see how my MH took back over and saved that HPS, trich, impotency? Excited to see how the HPS works augmented with t5 blues/UVB. That starts in days. I will keep you posted. Were you able to salvage anything off that underfed, crispy thing you showed me the other day. Hey, they can't all be gems.

 

[Fluff Up]

Your wife doesn't smoke!!?! Use hers, they DO NOT test for gender!!!

Well actually . . . *pulls pin, runs away giggling*

 

[bravedave]

Well actually . . . *pulls pin, runs away giggling*

My female piss went to the two largest testing labs in the US and passed. There are legal ramifications for these labs which is why they are not supplied your demographics and only test for what they are contracted to.

 

[mr sunshine]

Have you zoomed in on that bud yet, little yellow bird to see how my MH took back over and saved that HPS, trich, impotency? Excited to see how the HPS works augmented with t5 blues/UVB. That starts in days. I will keep you posted. Were you able to salvage anything off that underfed, crispy thing you showed me the other day. Hey, they can't all be gems.

Lol....