Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Pinworm]

Bowling > Golf

 

[Trousers]

I play allot of"regular" golf also. We call that G-ball

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Haha i cant get into golf. I have a hard enough time keeping track of a frisbee. For sure im loosing that little ball every time.

 

[Flaming Pie]

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It'll all be fine!

Yeah but I always wake up like o nooooo

 

[Indagrow]

Haha i cant get into golf. I have a hard enough time keeping track of a frisbee. For sure im loosing that little ball every time.

I only go to the driving range why the fuck would I hit a ball then go look for it that's like a sad game of solo catch. Also you can slice hard into a gocart range sometimes. Or just demolish a ball into the woods never to be played again.

Been on a course twice, once in Hilton head, once in Newport.... Meh.

 

[hempyninja309]

This little dude was guarding the Tee-box on the 6th hole for me sadly I had to escort him back to the desert I will never understand the irrational fear..at least he was not a spider...spiders is some scary shit

We had a really aggressive one that used to live outside our house. We left him alone until he bit one of our dogs and almost killed him. After that happened he had to go. Was still trying to bite after its head was cut off. Friends grilled him and ate some and fed the rest to the dog who was bit lol.

 

[mr sunshine]

We had a really aggressive one that used to live outside our house. We left him alone until he bit one of our dogs and almost killed him. After that happened he had to go. Was still trying to bite after its head was cut off. Friends grilled him and ate some and fed the rest to the dog who was bit lol.

I didn't know snakes carry guns...that's so gangsta

 

[Metasynth]

I didn't know snakes carry guns...that's so gangsta

+1

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Is that a new chaise?

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Is that a new chaise?

looks like it not sure why they didn't use turkey bags. Ziplocks always leak.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

looks like it not sure why they didn't use turkey bags. Ziplocks always leak.

Looks like about a pound.

Hey! I love those teeny tiny bananas.

 

[Metasynth]

Looks like about a pound.

Hey! I love those teeny tiny bananas.

Said no girl...ever.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

That's a lot of food! What kind of dogs do you have?

 

[hempyninja309]

That's a lot of food! What kind of dogs do you have?

It was a pitbull mix that got bit. Right in the muzzle. His face swelled up about 4 times its regular size and his throat was almost swollen shut. Took him about a week to heal up fully. Didn't see the rattlesnake again for another month.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

It was a pitbull mix that got bit. Right in the muzzle. His face swelled up about 4 times its regular size and his throat was almost swollen shut. Took him about a week to heal up fully. Didn't see the rattlesnake again for another month.

Oh, man!

I was actually asking @Fungus Gnat , though, that's a ton of dog food in that pic!

 

[ChingOwn]

We had a really aggressive one that used to live outside our house. We left him alone until he bit one of our dogs and almost killed him. After that happened he had to go. Was still trying to bite after its head was cut off. Friends grilled him and ate some and fed the rest to the dog who was bit lol.

Ya if they get in the yard they get the ol shovel guillotine, I prefer melee weapons when it comes to animal killin...

 

[hempyninja309]

Oh, man!

I was actually asking @Fungus Gnat , though, that's a ton of dog food in that pic!

Some real expensive dog food!

 

[Metasynth]

That's a lot of food! What kind of dogs do you have?

Some real expensive dog food!

Woof...

 

[Hookabelly]

Just in case folks don't know what an 80's long booty looks like, here ya go.
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Ewww! mom jeans. Those are about the most UN-flattering pants on a woman's butt. Her ass looks a yard long...