the problem is I used to see pure awesome in the mirror, it was a glimpse at a distillation of perfection, the master of his universe. I'm so confused at my reflection right now.
well thats the price a warrior pays, when you happen to kill people for a living.I see dead people.
now children... this is what happens after you spend your twenties buried in snow, tweaking whole balls and prostituting your anus for candy rushesI has too much dumb for self reflection. Before you know it, there would be jizz sauce all over the mirror. And I'd be left standing there with a stupid look on my face, my Johnson in my hand, and jizzle everywhere my nizzle
How did you know...now children... this is what happens after you spend your twenties buried in snow, tweaking whole balls and prostituting your anus for candy rushes
I meant soccer moms with slit wrists.lolwell thats the price a warrior pays, when you happen to kill people for a living.
my bad, u do have a tank for an avatar pic thoI meant soccer moms with slit wrists.lol
no matter what mummy tells you, you are not special, you are not unique, your heart touching tale of climbing out of the ghetto thru a blaze of smoke and drug fuelled stupidity with time served and lessons learned is really quite ordinary and common place.How did you know...
First off, it's not my mom telling me these things, it's yours. Although, sometimes it's hard to hear what she's saying with my dick shoved so far down her throatmy bad, u do have a tank for an avatar pic tho
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no matter what mummy tells you, you are not special, you are not unique, your heart touching tale of climbing out of the ghetto thru a blaze of smoke and drug fuelled stupidity with time served and lessons learned is really quite ordinary and common place.
You are not a diamond. just a brown turd.
Man, I'm coming down. need another...
OMG! Did they play that crap in Canada also?
when i saw romper i was expecting stomper, aussie cult movie from the 90's
i have two daddies. where did you find my mommy?First off, it's not my mom telling me these things, it's yours. Although, sometimes it's hard to hear what she's saying with my dick shoved so far down her throat
Somewhere down under, molesting a horse. Don't worry, I saved the horsei have two daddies. where did you find my mommy?