Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Dr.Pecker]

Red on the head fire in the pants. Thats what i say anyway.

 

[UncleBuck]

it is newrly impossible to dry weed in a house with the swamp cooler on.

also, i shaved my nuts last night. so nice and smooth.

 

[Gary Goodson]

^^^ I feel like that lil dog when I'm helping out in the newbie section

 

[BygonEra]

Riddle me this. How do plant specific bugs find literally ONE plant in an extremely suburban area to come and fuck up?? I have ONE zucchini plant and it is littered with squash bugs. I've been collecting them in a jar and scraping the eggs off daily. Today I found 2 of these ladybug looking things ravaging my pole beans... ladybugs don't eat plants... turns out I have mexican bean beetles on a mission. Seriously... where do these mexican bean fucks come from?! How do they find the 2 bean plants probably in a 10 mile radius?!

 

[Gary Goodson]

Riddle me this. How do plant specific bugs find literally ONE plant in an extremely suburban area to come and fuck up?? I have ONE zucchini plant and it is littered with squash bugs. I've been collecting them in a jar and scraping the eggs off daily. Today I found 2 of these ladybug looking things ravaging my pole beans... ladybugs don't eat plants... turns out I have mexican bean beetles on a mission. Seriously... where do these mexican bean fucks come from?! How do they find the 2 bean plants probably in a 10 mile radius?!

Idk man, last year my squash/zucchini plants got fucked up by squash vine borers(squash bugs)

Ugly little fuckers

But this year, nothing, not one.

 

[ebgood]

Seriously... where do these mexican bean fucks come from?!

Mexico?

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Riddle me this. How do plant specific bugs find literally ONE plant in an extremely suburban area to come and fuck up?? I have ONE zucchini plant and it is littered with squash bugs. I've been collecting them in a jar and scraping the eggs off daily. Today I found 2 of these ladybug looking things ravaging my pole beans... ladybugs don't eat plants... turns out I have mexican bean beetles on a mission. Seriously... where do these mexican bean fucks come from?! How do they find the 2 bean plants probably in a 10 mile radius?!

You should try companion planting. For instance if you plant dill with your potatoes it keeps potato beetles away.

 

[Gary Goodson]

where do these mexican bean fucks come from??

Mexico?

Lol

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Riddle me this. How do plant specific bugs find literally ONE plant in an extremely suburban area to come and fuck up?? I have ONE zucchini plant and it is littered with squash bugs. I've been collecting them in a jar and scraping the eggs off daily. Today I found 2 of these ladybug looking things ravaging my pole beans... ladybugs don't eat plants... turns out I have mexican bean beetles on a mission. Seriously... where do these mexican bean fucks come from?! How do they find the 2 bean plants probably in a 10 mile radius?!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Riddle me this. How do plant specific bugs find literally ONE plant in an extremely suburban area to come and fuck up?? I have ONE zucchini plant and it is littered with squash bugs. I've been collecting them in a jar and scraping the eggs off daily. Today I found 2 of these ladybug looking things ravaging my pole beans... ladybugs don't eat plants... turns out I have mexican bean beetles on a mission. Seriously... where do these mexican bean fucks come from?! How do they find the 2 bean plants probably in a 10 mile radius?!

I ponder the same thing whenever I look at the 30 dead ash trees out back.

 

[Singlemalt]

I ponder the same thing whenever I look at the 30 dead ash trees out back.

Fuckin Mexican bean beetles

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Fuckin Mexican bean beetles

These were Asian, I seen them.

 

[Singlemalt]

These were Asian, I seen them.

Asians have bean beetles????!!! We are so fucked, there's gazillions of them

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Idk man, last year my squash/zucchini plants got fucked up by squash vine borers(squash bugs)
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Ugly little fuckers
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But this year, nothing, not one.

Fuck man. Serious? Now that I'm growing zucchini. Those things look like bugs straight out of gears of war. Grubs

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Letting the wife drive on this road trip. Lord help me!! Lmao. Fuckin lead foot

 

[Gary Goodson]

Fuck man. Serious? Now that I'm growing zucchini. Those things look like bugs straight out of gears of war. Grubs

Serious bro, you see that orange/brown stuff on the top of the stem?

That's what you'll see first. It's their shit! The orange and black bug(adult) will lay its eggs in the stem and then they eat their way out.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

I ponder the same thing whenever I look at the 30 dead ash trees out back.

Those emerald ash borer fuckers? Or the asian beetle fuckers?

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Serious bro, you see that orange/brown stuff on the top of the stem?
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That's what you'll see first. It's their shit! The orange and black bug(adult) will lay its eggs in the stem and then they eat their way out.

Damn... That's just disturbing bro. I mean shit. I already ocd over other bugs

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

I'm in yo city...
@ebgood

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Fuck man. Serious? Now that I'm growing zucchini. Those things look like bugs straight out of gears of war. Grubs

The grubs are good eating tho. High in protein.