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bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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dangledo said:
razor shave the ball bag? takes some serious concentration for that.
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No, to hell with that. I don't need my ball bag opened up and my nut all uncoiled on the floor like a ball of twine. I just used an electric buzzer and took my time. Had to stretch out all the fuckin wrinkles and examinate fully to find all the stragglers but when all was said and done theys all nice and soft.
 
dangledo

dangledo

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Customs took three pints of mamajuana (rum, wine and honey soaked in some tree bark) that everyone said I could bring back. Wasn't really that good, more as gifts.

They also took this bad ass hat I bought on an island, that some guy made with only Palm leaf blades. Nothing but weaving holding it together. They were green when I bought them. Glad I snapped a pic.


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dangledo

dangledo

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bu$hleaguer said:
No, to hell with that. I don't need my ball bag opened up and my nut all uncoiled on the floor like a ball of twine. I just used an electric buzzer and took my time. Had to stretch out all the fuckin wrinkles and examinate fully to find all the stragglers but when all was said and done theys all nice and soft.
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haha. its scary thought, but after years of chaffing, I went for the razor shave. my balls are smooth as eggs. def don't chafe anymore, but I also don't walk as much as I used to when working.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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bu$hleaguer said:
No, to hell with that. I don't need my ball bag opened up and my nut all uncoiled on the floor like a ball of twine. I just used an electric buzzer and took my time. Had to stretch out all the fuckin wrinkles and examinate fully to find all the stragglers but when all was said and done theys all nice and soft.
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I nicked that little vein (or skin thing) between the sac and the shaft with an electric buzzer one time, literally hemorrhaged blood from my dick, eventually I got it to stop bleeding. So when the girl I did it for came over I boned her anyways, and reopened the wound. I felt like I showed her what it was like to do a girl on the rag but backwards.





Yeeahhhh dick blood
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Hepheastus420 said:
Dude.. shave that shit! Lol

Your penis' song.. "it's like a jungle. Sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under"
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But my hair is like spun gold. The effect is not that intimidating - especially in relation to "el monstro blanco". Not going to shave it, but I think a good couple inches of trimming might be a good idea. I never though about it before until one day when I was admiring my mannish region and realized that it had gotten a bit out of hand. If I grew my head hair for ten years, I could be a "Joy of Sex" model.
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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Unclebaldrick said:
But my hair is like spun gold. The effect is not that intimidating - especially in relation to "el monstro blanco". Not going to shave it, but I think a good couple inches of trimming might be a good idea. I never though about it before until one day when I was admiring my mannish region and realized that it had gotten a bit out of hand. If I grew my head hair for ten years, I could be a "Joy of Sex" model.
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Perfect job for the flowbee;-)
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