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Metasynth

Well-Known Member
But you would date this girl?

So, here's a skill testing question:

There's a bomb on a bus. You have to keep the speed limit above 50 MPH. You also can only have one passenger or the whole bus will explode. The people on the bus are:

1. You
2. Your current Girlfriend
3. This other girl.

You are all thinking you will die, and the other girl admits that she has always loved you and wants to be with you forever.

Your current girlfriend feels exactly the same way about you that she does right now.

So the question is, in this hypothetical situation - who do you push off the bus, and who is your Sandra Bullock?
Can I just jump off myself?
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Can I just jump off myself?
NOPE

Lets say you don't really have to push them off to die. But they will get taken to a magical land where they will be happy forever with all the people that they ever knew and loved.

I think some people where you're from call that place "Heaven" or something.

I don;t know, or they go to Neverland or Pandora or something.

This is make believe - PLAY WITH ME>>>>>
 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member
@Yessica...

No, this is not the girl for me. She doesn't accept my potheadedness...And I cannot accept that intolerance. Period.

I choose someone who accepts me for who I am without question.

She does not. So she's not for me.

Final Answer.
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
I may be a tool, but I'm not stupid.
People can ACT like tools, without actually being a tool

I think one of the first aspects of actually being a tool (dummy, douchebag, stuck-up, pretentious, whatever) is that you don't recognize that aspect of yourself.

I can be a crazy fucking lunatic asshole jerk sometimes. But I always recognize during, mostly after - that I'm doing it.

Betches be cray.
 

6ohMax

Well-Known Member
People can ACT like tools, without actually being a tool

I think one of the first aspects of actually being a tool (dummy, douchebag, stuck-up, pretentious, whatever) is that you don't recognize that aspect of yourself.

I can be a crazy fucking lunatic asshole jerk sometimes. But I always recognize during, mostly after - that I'm doing it.

Betches be cray.

I am one of them...im the biggest asshole in the world when I need to be
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
I am one of them...im the biggest asshole in the world when I need to be
Meh, who can't?

Everyones bit of an asshole sometimes.

It's how you treat the people you don't HAVE to be nice to. Strangers, little old ladies, that kind of thing.

You don't have to be skipping down the street and whistling show tunes to be a nice person. Sticking up for yourself, the people close to you, and what you believe in - isn't wrong.

Hurting people is. But saying mean shit to someone who likely deserves it? Nah - that's just some good internet fun right there.

Wait - what were we talking about? hahahaha
 
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