Are you PROUD of your SEMEN?

BDOGKush

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I was hoping to get a lot more insight into why some men like to paint women's faces with it.

Like bukakke. How is having a big circle jerk on a girl a fun time?

Hilarious - totally. But something you want to do on a Saturday night?

I just don't get it.
You should probably ask the ladies. I'm never like "Let me cum on your face!", its always women that bring it up.

As for bukkake, I think you'll be hard pressed to find a straight guy who's idea of a fun time is jerking off with a bunch of other guy.
 

tyler.durden

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Most guys have probably tasted their jizz unintentionally. Ever tongue kiss your girlfriend after she's blown you or went down on her after you've fucked her for a while? I've tasted mine out of curiosity, and have also tasted it during the before mentioned acts. It's not great, and as @Yessica... stated there's a filmy aftertaste. So, thanks for downing that girls, you must really like us...
 

Yessica...

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and where are you again? we'd do that...haha. you could join!
Hey cool your jets a bit - I'm talking about INterweb picture fun. I can't commit to a whole three way yet - I don't even know you two! hahaha

My last "almost three way" I had known the girl for 6 years and the guy for 3. There's a lot of trust involved...gotta protect the hearts and all that jazz....

But pictures, I fucking love pictures!

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A biker friend of mine jizzed on his girlfriends eye lids when she was passed out
drunk and when she woke she couldn't open her eyes lol.

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That is amazing. Your friend is hilarious.
You should probably ask the ladies. I'm never like "Let me cum on your face!", its always women that bring it up.

As for bukkake, I think you'll be hard pressed to find a straight guy who's idea of a fun time is jerking off with a bunch of other guy.
A women actually would say "cum on my face?". I know it happens in porn. But in REAL life? Never said that ever ever ever in my life.

If SKITTLES came out, I'd be like "CUM IN MY FACE". But they don't. Pity.

I'm always relieved it came out, but I don't care much for it. I do like condoms with spermicide, because fuck babies.
Agreed, I don't want a baby right now either.

Unless you literally meant "fuck babies instead because they can't get pregnant". In which case - yuck, YOU are a perv for saying that. And also for making me think it.....hahahahahahahaha

Most guys have probably tasted their jizz unintentionally. Ever tongue kiss your girlfriend after she's blown you or went down on her after you've fucked her for a while? I've tasted mine out of curiosity, and have also tasted it during the before mentioned acts. It's not great, and as @Yessica... stated there's a filmy aftertaste. So, thanks for downing that girls, you must really like us...
Every load I have swallowed, I DID really like the guy. Might only have really liked him for a week, but still - there's love there when swallowing SPERMS is involved...
 

tyler.durden

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A women actually would say "cum on my face?". I know it happens in porn. But in REAL life? Never said that ever ever ever in my life.

If SKITTLES came out, I'd be like "CUM IN MY FACE". But they don't. Pity.
Funny you bring that up. When I hear something that's biologically interesting, I always ask myself why nature selected this certain trait. In this case, I think natural selection did it's job making semen unappetizing. This way, it stays in the pussy where it belongs, instead of down the girls' throats. There were probably a bunch of guys that had semen that tasted like fruit punch, but their genes died out because it was so yummy...
 
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BDOGKush

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A women actually would say "cum on my face?". I know it happens in porn. But in REAL life? Never said that ever ever ever in my life.

If SKITTLES came out, I'd be like "CUM IN MY FACE". But they don't. Pity.
Yes? You keep talking about swallowing loads but have never told a guy to cum in your mouth? Those horrible guys just force feed it to you huh?
 

Yessica...

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Yes? You keep talking about swallowing loads but have never told a guy to cum in your mouth? Those horrible guys just force feed it to you huh?
wat?

I must not have been clear.

I swallow loads.

Sometimes...all times, if I am on birth control - I say cum in my Bagina.

I just don't get it, wanting it on the face. Or cuming INTO the mouth. I would rather just keep up the momentum and swallow it as I bob, or whatever.

I don't know - they seem to be ok with it.
 

skunkd0c

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Damn, it took awhile to load the picture and I thought you were talking about Pie's Boobs.

FAK. hahahahaha
i have yet to see those tasty treats, i hear she puts out, so i guess i don't have too long to wait

i know its slightly gender bias to mention women growers mostly being pretty crap < (i tried really hard to say nothing, i failed)
pie restores my faith in lady gardens.. along with a few other lady growers
 

Yessica...

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i have yet to see those tasty treats, i hear she puts out, so i guess i don't have too long to wait

i know its slightly gender bias to mention women growers mostly being pretty crap < (i tried really hard to say nothing, i failed)
pie restores my faith in lady gardens.. along with a few other lady growers
I think every lady gardener I have met on here is fucking AMAZING at growing.

Maybe the ones that chirp, hence the ones that would have popped up on MY radar, are just wicked ass growers?

I don't know.

My mom is the best gardener I have ever met. She doesn't grow weed - but she would be KILLING IT if she did.
 

skunkd0c

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I think every lady gardener I have met on here is fucking AMAZING at growing.

Maybe the ones that chirp, hence the ones that would have popped up on MY radar, are just wicked ass growers?

I don't know.

My mom is the best gardener I have ever met. She doesn't grow weed - but she would be KILLING IT if she did.
There are very few women on this board to begin with, a few of them have very impressive gardens
my opinion is more based on people i know off board who have tried but not quite succeeded

there is no reason why women should not be just as good as men at growing weed they just seldom tend to be, i guess its a bit like cooking and most other things
although i have noticed the average woman is better than me at changing a duvet cover , i need to work on my technique

when i see a nice lady garden i like to give credit where it is due
 

Yessica...

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There are very few women on this board to begin with, a few of them have very impressive gardens
my opinion is more based on people i know off board who have tried but not quite succeeded

there is no reason why women should not be just as good as men at growing weed they just seldom tend to be, i guess its a bit like cooking and most other things
although i have noticed the average woman is better than me at changing a duvet cover , i need to work on my technique

when i see a nice lady garden i like to give credit where it is due
From what I have gathered, as an outsider to growing - it's a fucking SCIENCE.

A lot of women dislike science. Not all, there are loads of lady scientists. But it's a male dominated field, just like growing.

It won't be this way forever. But it's like this now.

I would MUCH rather grow some pot than do something like Shopping, or go to a tupperware party, or whatever the fuck boring women do.

hahahahah
 
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