I think I could have sex with Caitlin Jenner

Would you do Caitlin?

  • Yes, do her in a heartbeat

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Maybe, but would need a few pops and it was closeing time

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Maybe, If she swore she would never tell, and I had just snorted a gram

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • I need more time to think about it, get back later

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Nope, I'd rather do my dog

    Votes: 12 63.2%
  • Total voters
    19
leftyguitar

leftyguitar

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I would go there once. Was surprised she looked so hot. Maybe not so much w/o makeup. Implants are pretty cool. I have felt them before. So, yeah, I could hit that. [not sure i like her personality]
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Ok. It has been a few days since Caitlin hit the cover of whateverthefuckitis.

She seriously creeps me out. She's 50% creepy love doll and 50% whatever happened to Baby Jane. "I'm sending a letter to daddy... His address is heaven above".

I do not like attention whores.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Unclebaldrick said:
Ok. It has been a few days since Caitlin hit the cover of whateverthefuckitis.

She seriously creeps me out. She's 50% creepy love doll and 50% whatever happened to Baby Jane. "I'm sending a letter to daddy... His address is heaven above".

I do not like attention whores.
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I'm Captain Attention Whore - and I disapprove this message...

Hahahah

Just kidding. You can hate all you like.

(Sorry - you can "not like" all you want)

I hope she's happier this way. That's all that really matters...
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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bu$hleaguer said:
So does it have a vagipenis? What exactly is going on down under? Does it shave, or leave the sheman bush to cover up the horrid scars?
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Man I heard she had most of the work done in Tijuana and there were some complications. You would think those Kardashians could have footed the bill for a real surgery.

Imagine if you were grilling Bratwurst, then sliced one down the middle lengthwise and brought the floppy package to the old lady seamstress in town. She then craftily sews meat into a catchers mitt with similar heavy yellow chord used in doc martin boots. All final leatherwork and tightening adjustments done at shoe repair outfit down there in Tia too.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Ick. Just no sense in gender reassignment surgery to me. I understand wanting to live as a woman/man, but flipping things inside out is just a crude fix.

Better off just imagining it is the way you want during sex.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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abe supercro said:
Man I heard she had most of the work done in Tijuana and there were some complications. You would think those Kardashians could have footed the bill for a real surgery.

Imagine if you were grilling Bratwurst, then sliced one down the middle lengthwise and brought the floppy package to the old lady seamstress in town. She then craftily sews meat into a catchers mitt with similar heavy yellow chord used in doc martin boots. All final leatherwork and tightening adjustments done at shoe repair outfit down there in Tia too.
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Yeah that makes sense. I keep picturing a big wad of chewed pink chewing gum with clumps of hair stuck in it. Yellow doc Martin chord is pretty spot on too. Man I'd love to see some full frontal shots of Caitlyn.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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bu$hleaguer said:
Yeah that makes sense. I keep picturing a big wad of chewed pink chewing gum with clumps of hair stuck in it. Yellow doc Martin chord is pretty spot on too. Man I'd love to see some full frontal shots of Caitlyn.
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The literally just flip it inside out. I think they take part of the head and fashion it into a clit.

I imagine it would be like a woman who has has a histerectomy with full removal of her cervix.

Just a mess in my opinion. Our organs are already primed for pleasure, why cut them up?

Maybe they feel they are forced to act "male" or "female" because they look that way. Anyone can act however they want tho.

There are masculine gay/lesbian/straightfemales and feminine gay/lesbian/straight males. At least by public conception. People are complex and everyone carries what is considered masculine or feminine traits.

feminine- attention to clothes, appearance, giggling/tittering/gossip, caring for children (nurturer), cooking, long hair/makeup

masculine- gruff voice, strong force, hard labor, outdoors, protector, provider

Anyone of any gender can carry any of those traits.

I don't think sex organs should determine how you live your life.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Flaming Pie said:
The literally just flip it inside out. I think they take part of the head and fashion it into a clit.

I imagine it would be like a woman who has has a histerectomy with full removal of her cervix.

Just a mess in my opinion. Our organs are already primed for pleasure, why cut them up?

Maybe they feel they are forced to act "male" or "female" because they look that way. Anyone can act however they want tho.

There are masculine gay/lesbian/straightfemales and feminine gay/lesbian/straight males. At least by public conception. People are complex and everyone carries what is considered masculine or feminine traits.

feminine- attention to clothes, appearance, giggling/tittering/gossip, caring for children (nurturer), cooking, long hair/makeup

masculine- gruff voice, strong force, hard labor, outdoors, protector, provider

Anyone of any gender can carry any of those traits.

I don't think sex organs should determine how you live your life.
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Fair enough. But I want to see this gum wad!
 
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