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ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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When I was in grade school I would go to sleep at night and one night I would dream I was Capt Kirk. The next night I was Buck Rodgers. The next night I was a cop. The next night I was Charlie (Charlie's Angels), the next night I was Jack Tripper, etc. The chicks digged me. I didn't know what to do with them, but I knew I wanted them. I would keep the Charlies Angels in a little jail cell in my room. Good times.
 
Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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ClaytonBigsby said:
When I was in grade school I would go to sleep at night and one night I would dream I was Capt Kirk. The next night I was Buck Rodgers. The next night I was a cop. The next night I was Charlie (Charlie's Angels), the next night I was Jack Tripper, etc. The chicks digged me. I didn't know what to do with them, but I knew I wanted them. I would keep the Charlies Angels in a little jail cell in my room. Good times.
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I keep on dreaming about losing huge quantities of weed or acid and wake up in a cold sweat.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Mad Hamish said:
Well then I would hate to see a fight between you and my soon to be ex wife. Might be a chick thing who knows lol, but yeeeeah been on the receiving end of that wowa...
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Hahaha.

I actually am real good at letting MOST things go.

Through intelligent conversation and communication you can solve most issues, with a reasonable person.

But if you cross me, I'll fuck you sideways with a knife dick until your entrails are sandals on your feet...

Figuratively speaking, of course.

(Wink)

p.s. Not many people have "crossed" me. And those who did, regretted it.
 
Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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Yessica... said:
Hahaha.

I actually am real good at letting MOST things go.

Through intelligent conversation and communication you can solve most issues, with a reasonable person.

But if you cross me, I'll fuck you sideways with a knife dick until your entrails are sandals on your feet...

Figuratively speaking, of course.

(Wink)
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Well if you can forgive me NOT cheating on you and telling you about it (my best friend's girl was hitting on me pretty damn overtly) then that is already a step up baby.
 
Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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Yessica... said:
You ex sounds retarded. LUCKY YOU LEFT HER.
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Took me seven fucking years to grow the balls. I am the retard. When your kid asks you why you are not getting divorced already, damn. Anyhow, don't want to speak TOO badly of her. She has her strong points too. EDIT: she enjoys stalking me on line, might as well grab your pop corn there just might be some interesting shit about to happen.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Mad Hamish said:
Took me seven fucking years to grow the balls. I am the retard. When your kid asks you why you are not getting divorced already, damn. Anyhow, don't want to speak TOO badly of her. She has her strong points too. EDIT: she enjoys stalking me on line, might as well grab your pop corn there just might be some interesting shit about to happen.
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Tell me her name isn't Robbin.
If so, no Indian Giving here - I ain't taking her back, you touched her last. :cool:
 
mouse1818

mouse1818

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I used to collect tools from the construction workers working on my house and put them under my bed. Sometimes I would hear strange words after....
¿Dónde carajo está el calk
 
Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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Yessica... said:
I didn't totally get what was happening.

You want to explain? Real slow-like, I'm Canadian
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The Parvati valley is in the Indian Himalayas... my guess is pretty much allthe green around that house is weed... it is a traditional hashish producing area, hand rubbed, it is called 'Charas' and is unique in the sense it is rubbed off a living cannabis plant. Well the best 'cream' quality is at least. And the pic looks like the Himalayas...
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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Mad Hamish said:
I stole Mellon collie And The Infinite Sadness by Smashing Pumpkins because Billy Organ said that kids who can't afford it can feel free to take it. Cops disagreed, shop disagreed. Ah, to be a young dumbass again lmfao
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Well that reminds me. I got busted shoplifting Metallica's and justice for all tape rite when it came out when I was a kid. Justice was done! Really! I guess.
150 dollar fine, and I didn't get to keep the damn tape. And oh yeah, embarassed the hell out of my mom:-(
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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mouse1818 said:
I used to collect tools from the construction workers working on my house and put them under my bed. Sometimes I would hear strange words after....
¿Dónde carajo está el calk
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Do you like caulk?
Because I am the caulk master! Really! I'm pretty good at laying down the caulk.;-)
Hey, why is it two threads now, that you sorta talk shit about my Mexican brothers and sisters?
mouse1818 said:
Well I got a job as a kitchen porter in a fancy restaurant but in 3 days I quit... Kinda stressful when your coworkers dont speak English in an American restaurant in America!
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Am I reading your posts wrong? Sorry if I am, and my bad.
 
Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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Aeroknow said:
Well that reminds me. I got busted shoplifting Metallica's and justice for all tape rite when it came out when I was a kid. Justice was done! Really! I guess.
150 dollar fine, and I didn't get to keep the damn tape. And oh yeah, embarassed the hell out of my mom:-(
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I nicked ...Justice no problem. Freaked my folks out enough just by hitting play lol. Back thennthat shit was HEAVY.
 
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