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[ChingOwn]

 

[Yessica...]

It means all guys fancy themselves as dashing heros just waiting on the right situation to arise. Of course after women see the hero in their midst they will throw themselves at him for the rest of his life. duh?

WAT?

I meant I do 14/ 20 of those "things that men do".

I'm confused about the other analogy though. Although I'm a pretty BIG FAN of Hero's...

 

[bellcore]

I thought you were referring to item #14 on the list. heh.

 

[Trousers]

 

[Trousers]

 

[abe supercro]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

 

[Trousers]

 

[Yessica...]

I thought you were referring to item #14 on the list. heh.

I DO THAT EVERYWHERE.

In university it was the worst! I'd be in a large classroom, and I would picture SWAT zipping down from the ceiling and me leading the "women and children" to safety.

I have always had an active imagination.

Also, I'm kind of a super hero.




Shhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone...

 

[WHATFG]

 

[bellcore]

 

[TalonToker]

Okay, so it's not a pic...but it cracked me up...

 

[ChingOwn]

WAT?

I meant I do 14/ 20 of those "things that men do".

I'm confused about the other analogy though. Although I'm a pretty BIG FAN of Hero's...

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how do you do #19?

 

[Yessica...]

how do you do #19?

Refresh my memory, what was that one again?

I can't do any of the ones that require a penis. Mostly PEE stuff I think, if memory serves. That's why I'm only at 14/20.

Any of the ones not involving a penis, I have done.

 

[ChingOwn]

Refresh my memory, what was that one again?

I can't do any of the ones that require a penis. Mostly PEE stuff I think, if memory serves. That's why I'm only at 14/20.

Any of the ones not involving a penis, I have done.

19. Aim your pee at the edge of the toilet water or higher to avoid people knowing that you are peeing....

can you do it?

 

[Yessica...]

19. Aim your pee at the edge of the toilet water or higher to avoid people knowing that you are peeing....

can you do it?

Nope, nor would I want to. Why do you need to hide peeing?

 

[ChingOwn]

Nope, nor would I want to. Why do you need to hide peeing?

cause you talkin to bitches on the phone and dont want them to hear

 

[Yessica...]

cause you talkin to bitches on the phone and dont want them to hear

I do that - and say "You get to hear me pee - LUCKY YOU!"

 

[ChingOwn]

I do that - and say "You get to hear me pee - LUCKY YOU!"

Thats Dean I told you about him somewhere hes like me

 

[Mad Hamish]

It means all guys fancy themselves as dashing heros just waiting on the right situation to arise. Of course after women see the hero in their midst they will throw themselves at him for the rest of his life. duh?

Note to self: never look heroic. Life is a long time.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]