Random Jibber Jabber Thread

ebgood

ebgood

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Singlemalt said:
God damn! That is a great question and should be told to all young fathers. For me it was when I could see that they were really, I mean really, into their friends and "set" they had formed and fairly confident in whatever the sport was....so maybe 12 or so


Edit: I was assuming the kid is out for sports, not playing at home...if at home, 5 yr
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HA! Im good then.. hes 7

Right on Malt!
 
ebgood

ebgood

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Flaming Pie said:
On a more serious note, you gotta teach them how to play. They don't know how unless you show them.
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Flaming Pie said:
Oh just saw his age. haha. Tell him to leave daddy alone and play in his room for a bit.
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Well thats the the thing. Hes homeschooled so hes been in the house all day. Moms not feelin good today so i was like ill take him outside. And my kids go hard. They def know how to play. Hello, im their dad lol. My kids actually knownred light green light and all the tags and shit. Cant let the classics die. But anyways hes havin a ball and im jus sittn here. Dont wanna kill his fun...yet
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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ebgood said:
Well thats the the thing. Hes homeschooled so hes been in the house all day. Moms not feelin good today so i was like ill take him outside. And my kids go hard. They def know how to play. Hello, im their dad lol. My kids actually knownred light green light and all the tags and shit. Cant let the classics die. But anyways hes havin a ball and im jus sittn here. Dont wanna kill his fun...yet
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Is he always looking to see if you are watching? If so why? Is it cuz he wants to do mischief or he needs the pats? Big diff you know. If he wants mischief, I'd play like I don't see, then sneak and watch.....they gotta learn and it might not be boring :)
 
april

april

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ebgood said:
Well thats the the thing. Hes homeschooled so hes been in the house all day. Moms not feelin good today so i was like ill take him outside. And my kids go hard. They def know how to play. Hello, im their dad lol. My kids actually knownred light green light and all the tags and shit. Cant let the classics die. But anyways hes havin a ball and im jus sittn here. Dont wanna kill his fun...yet
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Sorry need to rant..my cousin came to my cottage last weekend with her daughter..she's 6...weighs 80 freaking lbs...last weekend she consumed 100$ in cottage snacks ..I didn't realize until Sunday. ..I decided to bring them up...she's piss poor. .so I said the weekend was on me. But i bought what I thought was a month worth of snacks...the 6 yr old drank 2 big jugs of chocolate milk..6 pack of sunny delight and 6 pack fruit punch..6 cokes. .2 big bagsof kit Kat bites..big bag of gummies. .3 kinder eggs..2 bags of aero bubbles...and other stuff i cant think of right now....plus the meals me made...seriously! !! So not impressed. ..my cousin though my weed jar was her weekend endless buffet...icing was catching her kid tossing her pony from her kinder chocolate at my new fan...in my newly renovated cottage...toy hit my dog who ran behind me...kid never left my side..told her to go play in my fenced yard a million times...she wanted nothing more than to interrupt every sentence out of my month.....she walked in on me bonging twice...I was in my she'd ...not sure how I didn't bitch my cousin out...kid said her dad smoked like that all the time at home...worse part was I bought the kid her first new bike..suppose to be an end of weekend surprise. ..it's currently in my garage. ..she doesn't deserve it after that. I should have put my foot down but I wanted everyone to have fun...jokes on me. So didn't need that after the week I had.

End rant.
 
ebgood

ebgood

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Singlemalt said:
Is he always looking to see if you are watching? If so why? Is it cuz he wants to do mischief or he needs the pats? Big diff you know. If he wants mischief, I'd play like I don't see, then sneak and watch.....they gotta learn and it might not be boring :)
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na not really, he doesnt pay attention to shit, which is the second reason i was out there watchn him at all. he hasnt quite gotten to the mischievous stage yet. hes more of a thinker and explorer
 
ebgood

ebgood

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april said:
Sorry need to rant..my cousin came to my cottage last weekend with her daughter..she's 6...weighs 80 freaking lbs...last weekend she consumed 100$ in cottage snacks ..I didn't realize until Sunday. ..I decided to bring them up...she's piss poor. .so I said the weekend was on me. But i bought what I thought was a month worth of snacks...the 6 yr old drank 2 big jugs of chocolate milk..6 pack of sunny delight and 6 pack fruit punch..6 cokes. .2 big bagsof kit Kat bites..big bag of gummies. .3 kinder eggs..2 bags of aero bubbles...and other stuff i cant think of right now....plus the meals me made...seriously! !! So not impressed. ..my cousin though my weed jar was her weekend endless buffet...icing was catching her kid tossing her pony from her kinder chocolate at my new fan...in my newly renovated cottage...toy hit my dog who ran behind me...kid never left my side..told her to go play in my fenced yard a million times...she wanted nothing more than to interrupt every sentence out of my month.....she walked in on me bonging twice...I was in my she'd ...not sure how I didn't bitch my cousin out...kid said her dad smoked like that all the time at home...worse part was I bought the kid her first new bike..suppose to be an end of weekend surprise. ..it's currently in my garage. ..she doesn't deserve it after that. I should have put my foot down but I wanted everyone to have fun...jokes on me. So didn't need that after the week I had.

End rant.
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damn.. sorry April
 
BygonEra

BygonEra

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april said:
Sorry need to rant..my cousin came to my cottage last weekend with her daughter..she's 6...weighs 80 freaking lbs...last weekend she consumed 100$ in cottage snacks ..I didn't realize until Sunday. ..I decided to bring them up...she's piss poor. .so I said the weekend was on me. But i bought what I thought was a month worth of snacks...the 6 yr old drank 2 big jugs of chocolate milk..6 pack of sunny delight and 6 pack fruit punch..6 cokes. .2 big bagsof kit Kat bites..big bag of gummies. .3 kinder eggs..2 bags of aero bubbles...and other stuff i cant think of right now....plus the meals me made...seriously! !! So not impressed. ..my cousin though my weed jar was her weekend endless buffet...icing was catching her kid tossing her pony from her kinder chocolate at my new fan...in my newly renovated cottage...toy hit my dog who ran behind me...kid never left my side..told her to go play in my fenced yard a million times...she wanted nothing more than to interrupt every sentence out of my month.....she walked in on me bonging twice...I was in my she'd ...not sure how I didn't bitch my cousin out...kid said her dad smoked like that all the time at home...worse part was I bought the kid her first new bike..suppose to be an end of weekend surprise. ..it's currently in my garage. ..she doesn't deserve it after that. I should have put my foot down but I wanted everyone to have fun...jokes on me. So didn't need that after the week I had.

End rant.
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Go bitch your cousin out!! Kid sounds freaking annoying but can't blame her... don't give her the bike though....
 
ebgood

ebgood

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i know... ,my babygurl is a lil tank too. shes a fuckin goldfish, she would literally eat herself to death if we let her. tryin hard to teach her to control that shit. she doesnt believe shes hittn puberty and shes gonna start blowin up if she dont chill
 
april

april

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ebgood said:
i know... ,my babygurl is a lil tank too. shes a fuckin goldfish, she would literally eat herself to death if we let her. tryin hard to teach her to control that shit. she doesnt believe shes hittn puberty and shes gonna start blowin up if she dont chill
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Aint nothing wrong with a healthy appetite. ..the attitude needs the diet...lol
 
ebgood

ebgood

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april said:
Aint nothing wrong with a healthy appetite. ..the attitude needs the diet...lol
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true true. but a healthy appetite and a love affair with eating are 2 different things. i almost feel like a hypocrite being that me and her mom founded a food lovers club but still
 
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a senile fungus

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My friend counts to eight Mississippi and looks at me and goes, "how many is eight Mississippi?"

I told him it was definitely about 6 seconds.
It went over well.




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