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Yessica...

Yessica...

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I bought a pack of cigarettes after quitting January 1st.

It's because I got punched in the feels though. Still disappointed in me. Poop.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Last night I went to order a couple orders of fish n chips from the pub a couple blocks away. So I googled it and called from my phone. When I got there the place was closed for. Three day vacation (or whatever) so I checked my phone. I ordered the fish n chips from a similarly named joint in W. Massechusetts (about 800 miles from here). I didnt call them up and explain. Too embarrassed. Sorry guys!
 
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mainliner

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A freind of mine gave me 3 £1000 rolls of cash to look after years ago when i was about 18 and i switched a £20 in each roll with a fake one lolol !!!

young and dumb :)

i also made some fake ...........





...... And actually got away with it but its still a guilty confession:)



And i gave a local car ringer £150 ........................





............. But i didn't get away with that lol, my sisters boyfriend got the rap.

still a confession right :)



guilt free :)
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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mainliner said:
A freind of mine gave me 3 £1000 rolls of cash to look after years ago when i was about 18 and i switched a £20 in each roll with a fake one lolol !!!

young and dumb :)

i also made some fake ...........





...... And actually got away with it but its still a guilty confession:)



And i gave a local car ringer £150 ........................





............. But i didn't get away with that lol, my sisters boyfriend got the rap.

still a confession right :)



guilt free :)
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You are an asshole. Why dont you put this in your "looking for partners" thread?
 
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iamnobody

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I once ended up in the hospital because I gave myself a vodka enema. I got the idea from the show "1000 ways to die".

Definitely not my proudest moment.

And why the fuck does the hottest nurses on the planet have to be the only ones on that shift that day.

You know how hard it is to flirt with the nurse while she's giving you a colonoscopy? Even worse when you're trying to hide a boner.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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iamnobody said:
I once ended up in the hospital because I gave myself a vodka enema. I got the idea from the show "1000 ways to die".

Definitely not my proudest moment.

And why the fuck does the hottest nurses on the planet have to be the only ones on that shift that day.

You know how hard it is to flirt with the nurse while she's giving you a colonoscopy? Even worse when you're trying to hide a boner.
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So did she go out with you?
 
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