Need Help Leaving My Wife

Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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Clayton bigsbys penis looks like a zepplin erupting from the groin of a male cheerleader. Cause hes black. ;)
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I got really darunk on the Fireball again tonight (seems to be happening a lot lately) and went for a walk. I was walking through this really big park where I live (I think it’s like 5,200 acres) and about 2 miles in I noticed some fires and music so I climbed down the trail to check it out. There was all of these people dressed in what looked like rags, but layered really cool, hats, scarves, loose bangles, and shit. I thought it might be some sweat lodge or something but I knew it was in a city park. When I approached them they all stared at me and became silent. I asked if they had seen my dog so I could keep walking through. About 100 yards down the way this really beautiful girl caught up to me and offered to help me look for my dog. She stared at me right in the eyes like she was looking for my soul. I hid it pretty well but it didn’t seem to discourage her from trying. I think she knew I didn’t have a dog because she just blurted out, “I know you don’t have a dog, did we scare you?”. I said no, I just didn’t feel welcome and didn’t want to bother anyone. She said “don’t be silly, we were all strangers at one point”. I told her I was stranger at all points and I think she liked it. She talked me into going back and introduced me to everyone. Now, I;m usually pretty bad with names but these folks had some really strange ones so it was really hard; Moondust, Keebler, Kizzy, Vadoma, Shandor, Grant, Cherish, Sahara, and the like.


They offered me a cup of something they all ladeled out of a barrel. It burned pretty bad but had a fruity taste and my new friend Ember wanted to taste it on my lips. She was pretty forward but in a slow, gentle, sincere way that made me want to play, and not disappoint. After a while I was pretty lit and we were all laughing and dancing. It started raining, but the large canopy of the trees kept it off of us for the most part. Ember asked me if I wanted to go look for my dog again and we went back into the darkness of the forest. At one point we stopped and she said she couldn’t see while she started to grope around, feeling me up. I was thinking she was some type of devil woman but it felt so right. Shit got real and long story short, I think I am going to join my new friends for a while. They talked about maybe heading towards the coast for the Summer, but anything goes.


So, I haven’t told my wife. I am trying to figure out how to break off clean. Should I go for “the loaf of bread” and never come back (my grandfather did that one, so it may be played out)? Should I park my car somewhere with the driver’s door open? Should I just say “see ya!”? Should I book a flight on AirAsia and not get on?


What do you guys think I should do so I don’t hurt my wife?
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I just want you to be happy. .
you have a beautiful way with words. I was sad when it ended.. write a book bro, I would love to read it.
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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mr sunshine said:
Why didn't you guys just become swingers?cuckold!
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It would only have been a cuck thing if I'd stuck around. We both got the life we wanted and it worked out fine.

Re. Swinging- been there, done that; founded and ran my own bondage club in Denver for six months or so. Got bored with it, seriously... women with class don't go to clubs like those, even if they are kinky- and plenty of classy women ARE kinksters, as it turns out.
 
_MrBelvedere_

_MrBelvedere_

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ttystikk said:
It would only have been a cuck thing if I'd stuck around. We both got the life we wanted and it worked out fine.

Re. Swinging- been there, done that; founded and ran my own bondage club in Denver for six months or so. Got bored with it, seriously... women with class don't go to clubs like those, even if they are kinky- and plenty of classy women ARE kinksters, as it turns out.
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Clayton whatever tystick is doing is working, go with what works...
 
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Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I got really darunk on the Fireball again tonight (seems to be happening a lot lately) and went for a walk. I was walking through this really big park where I live (I think it’s like 5,200 acres) and about 2 miles in I noticed some fires and music so I climbed down the trail to check it out. There was all of these people dressed in what looked like rags, but layered really cool, hats, scarves, loose bangles, and shit. I thought it might be some sweat lodge or something but I knew it was in a city park. When I approached them they all stared at me and became silent. I asked if they had seen my dog so I could keep walking through. About 100 yards down the way this really beautiful girl caught up to me and offered to help me look for my dog. She stared at me right in the eyes like she was looking for my soul. I hid it pretty well but it didn’t seem to discourage her from trying. I think she knew I didn’t have a dog because she just blurted out, “I know you don’t have a dog, did we scare you?”. I said no, I just didn’t feel welcome and didn’t want to bother anyone. She said “don’t be silly, we were all strangers at one point”. I told her I was stranger at all points and I think she liked it. She talked me into going back and introduced me to everyone. Now, I;m usually pretty bad with names but these folks had some really strange ones so it was really hard; Moondust, Keebler, Kizzy, Vadoma, Shandor, Grant, Cherish, Sahara, and the like.


They offered me a cup of something they all ladeled out of a barrel. It burned pretty bad but had a fruity taste and my new friend Ember wanted to taste it on my lips. She was pretty forward but in a slow, gentle, sincere way that made me want to play, and not disappoint. After a while I was pretty lit and we were all laughing and dancing. It started raining, but the large canopy of the trees kept it off of us for the most part. Ember asked me if I wanted to go look for my dog again and we went back into the darkness of the forest. At one point we stopped and she said she couldn’t see while she started to grope around, feeling me up. I was thinking she was some type of devil woman but it felt so right. Shit got real and long story short, I think I am going to join my new friends for a while. They talked about maybe heading towards the coast for the Summer, but anything goes.


So, I haven’t told my wife. I am trying to figure out how to break off clean. Should I go for “the loaf of bread” and never come back (my grandfather did that one, so it may be played out)? Should I park my car somewhere with the driver’s door open? Should I just say “see ya!”? Should I book a flight on AirAsia and not get on?


What do you guys think I should do so I don’t hurt my wife?
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Well to be honest if you really don't enjoy being in a relationship with her, then I would just leave and not come back, that way you're hurting no ones feelings.
 
HoLE

HoLE

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FUCK NO! My wife would go ballistic. cops would be called, maybe paramedics,,,,,,,,

well good luck man,,hopefully we don't hear you have left the planet
 
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Dyna808

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bu$hleaguer said:
Blow your house up after you take out a life insurance policy on your wife. Just axe the gas line and whoop there it is.

Then you and Bubbles can dance through the flower fields naked as fuck and not have to worry about shit except the thistles in her poon.
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best answer yet
 
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Dyna808

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Iloveskywalkerog said:
Well to be honest if you really don't enjoy being in a relationship with her, then I would just leave and not come back, that way you're hurting no ones feelings.
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Why are you still here? You said you were leaving and not coming back, liar.
 
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Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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Dyna808 said:
Why are you still here? You said you were leaving and not coming back, lair.
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I did not say I was leaving and not coming back, I said "you won't have to worry about seeing my avatar again" and that was the plan until @panhead and GWN conviced me not to, and I also see no one has had a problem with me since the spam. Who are you anyway dyna 808 ? Sockpuppet for @Dyna Ryda ? Not trying to be rude or offend anyone just curious.
 
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