Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Indagrow]

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I just won the 'likes' game. This is just empirical proof that everyone here is a bunch of assholes. I mean, if a guy like me can garner this kind of attention, you are all fucked.

You should all be fucking ashamed.

Fuck me.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Wet wipes. You need to make the move to wet wipes. Your asshole will love you for it.

This kinda hot chick at the apartment complex where I work keeps clogging the damn toilet with those things lol. I've had to snake it twice now.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

This kinda hot chick at the apartment complex where I work keeps clogging the damn toilet with those things lol. I've had to snake it twice now.

How many snakes were used?

So you didn't get banned?

 

[Terry385]

Wet wipes. You need to make the move to wet wipes. Your asshole will love you for it.

 

[Blue Wizard]

How many snakes were used?

So you didn't get banned?

One snake.

No I'm not banned, had to leave for a while or I probably would have gotten there.

 

[dangledo]

 

[Dyna808]

My Molly chilling by the pool of a very famous rock stars house today. Fucking lazy dog was just watching me work. The neighborhood is so ridiculously wealthy it's disgusting, only a couple blocks up diamond head from waikiki beach, ubber rich fuckheads.

 

[Yessica...]

They made a 4th one!

You're welcome.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

It's only 2:30pm and I'm already a bit pissed on Martini on a roof terrace. So much for going to the gym!

 

[Grandpapy]

It's only 2:30pm and I'm already a bit pissed on Martini on a roof terrace. So much for going to the gym!

Just move out of the shade and get your sweat on!

 

[sunni]

does anyone wanna send me some bud shots so i could put them up on RIU's Facebook page..send me a message

 

[ebgood]

GM RIU!

NEW BUSINESS:
Im up smokin on some new shit. jillybean x trainwreck. three puffs in and im lit. good shit. bout to get in the lab and get to work. got a call last night and was offered a chance to be featured on an upcoming album so ya boy gotta get this track rollin. if its selected it will be my first mainstream production and another step toward the main goal. but first back to this blunt

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

This kinda hot chick at the apartment complex where I work keeps clogging the damn toilet with those things lol. I've had to snake it twice now.

Shit women are TP eaters. One time I had to unclog the toilet at the bar and FUCK ! It was the women's bathroom!!

Place stunk like that nasty ass egg , gas, diarrhea shit. Toilet paper on the floor was in a pile up to my damn knees. All shit stained and bloody rags.

I seriously thought some lady had flushed an embryo down the toilet. Fucked up part I had just finished smoking a recharge joint that moment. Buzz killed that shit . no pun intended.

 

[ebgood]

Shit women are TP eaters. One time I had to unclog the toilet at the bar and FUCK ! It was the women's bathroom!!

Place stunk like that nasty ass egg , gas, diarrhea shit. Toilet paper on the floor was in a pile up to my damn knees. All shit stained and bloody rags.

I seriously thought some lady had flushed an embryo down the toilet. Fucked up part I had just finished smoking a recharge joint that moment. Buzz killed that shit . no pun intended.

 

[dangledo]

I seriously thought some lady had flushed an embryo down the toilet. Fucked up part I had just finished smoking a recharge joint that moment. Buzz killed that shit . no pun intended.

shit killed that buzz?

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

It did really did. I mean I even called my uncle in there to smell. I was gagging the smell was so strong.


I never let them bitches hug me again that night. Lol I'm on the toilet now. So I guess pun intended...

After its wake and bake and dig some more soil for the veggie garden

 

[ebgood]

there is noooooothing worse than stank ass females

 

[ChingOwn]

They made a 4th one!

You're welcome.

that was amazing

 

[iamnobody]

would you rather....

Watch Avatar: the last airbender... the movie.

...orrrr.....

Listen to Justin Bieber's "baby" all the way through?

 

[ChingOwn]

would you rather....

Watch Avatar: the last airbender... the movie.

...orrrr.....

Listen to Justin Bieber's "baby" all the way through?

Option A