FBI wants us to un-encrypt our phones

[see4]

http://gizmodo.com/the-fbi-would-like-us-all-to-unencrypt-our-phones-1694411185?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email

Isn't this the same group of people who have proposed increasing the penalty for theft of phones because they are too engrained in our livelihood?

Crap, I'm starting to think Rob Roy and the rest of the Klansmen are right!!

RAPE!!!!

 

[sheskunk]

"Our" phones? Is that an "I" statement?

 

[Rob Roy]

 

[see4]

"Our" phones? Is that an "I" statement?

I can only assume you boys agree with my sentiments and think that the FBI is wrong, which leads to only one conclusion. You are trolling, and doing a very poor job of it.

FDD/sheskunk, I know I struck a nerve with you, and I am so fucking erect right now because I did. You cry like a little bitch to mods and you follow me around like a dog in heat. You want to taste my ass so bad.

Rob Roy, go make me a sammich. Put up or shut up.

 

[Rob Roy]

I can only assume you boys agree with my sentiments and think that the FBI is wrong, which leads to only one conclusion. You are trolling, and doing a very poor job of it.

FDD/sheskunk, I know I struck a nerve with you, and I am so fucking erect right now because I did. You cry like a little bitch to mods and you follow me around like a dog in heat. You want to taste my ass so bad.

Rob Roy, go make me a sammich. Put up or shut up.

News flash - All institutions which rely on coercion and theft for funding are wrong. The FBI is just one of them.

Are you sure you aren't full of ATF salami and can handle another sandwich little fellow?

 

[see4]

I think they will owe you royalty fees for using your design. You really walk out in public with that? Or is that your gay son's outfit?

 

[Rob Roy]

I think they will owe you royalty fees for using your design. You really walk out in public with that? Or is that your gay son's outfit?

I don't want any stolen money from government agencies, thank you.

I'm sorry about not bringing you a sandwich. It looks like you couldn't wait and decided to lick some ATF boots instead. Enjoy.

 

[desert dude]

More government is a good thing, right progs? What is the problem?

 

[desert dude]

Always Think Forfeiture!

 

[Rob Roy]

More government is a good thing, right progs? What is the problem?

 

[see4]

Looks like she wanted more water. Or is that pepper spray?

 

[see4]

I don't want any stolen money from government agencies, thank you.

I'm sorry about not bringing you a sandwich. It looks like you couldn't wait and decided to lick some ATF boots instead. Enjoy.

And apparently you don't want to pay what you owe either. Make my sammich bitch. Put up or shut up.

 

[Rob Roy]

And apparently you don't want to pay what you owe either. Make my sammich bitch. Put up or shut up.

One gerbil sandwich coming right up!

 

[see4]

One gerbil sandwich coming right up!

Thanks Rob. That's the nicest thing you've done for anyone. Have you ever eaten varmint?

 

[cc2012]

The Guardian, Trevor Timm - "Even if the phone itself is protected by a pass-phrase that encrypts the device, the FBI can still go to telecom companies to get all the phone metadata they want. They can also still track anyone they choose by getting a cell phone's location information 24 hours a day, and of course they can still wire tap the calls themselves. Let's not forget that with a four digit passcode - like iPhones come with by default - can easily broken into by the FBI without anyone's help anyway's. So a vast majority of this debate is already moot."

 

[tytheguy111]

Ooo this is a blessed thread for the likes of Allah

Anyways to contribute to the trolling :

AHH I THINK THE FBI IS PART OF THE GOVERNMENT

GOOD THING OBAMA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GOVERNMENT

Now let the Jimmie rustle

 

[see4]

Let's not forget that with a four digit passcode - like iPhones come with by default - can easily broken into by the FBI without anyone's help anyway's. So a vast majority of this debate is already moot."

There is a setting in iPhone 6, "Erase Data", it erases all data after 10 failed passcode attempts. If you make a strong password, neither the FBI or anyone else will see your data. If you make a weak passcode, then they might. But that would be your own fault.

The only way to "hack" an iPhone with passcode lock is through a brute force attack. But you only get 10 tries and then your done.

Thank goodness iOS is built on BSD rather than a Windows platform.

 

[heckler73]

I'll decrypt my gear when the FBI (and CSIS, for that matter) start tattooing pics of Casper the friendly ghost on their foreheads. I believe that is fair.

 

[cc2012]

Erased data CAN be brought back..

 

[Rob Roy]

Thanks Rob. That's the nicest thing you've done for anyone. Have you ever eaten varmint?

You're welcome.

Only when I get really hungry. Otherwise I stick to larger critters.