Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Jimmyjonestoo]

I don't know about you guys, but this chick is my dream girl.

1. looks good in ranger gear
2. shoots big boy guns
3. shoots poachers in the fucking face. (Save The Rhino)
4. Im guessing she is a freak in bed, she would take my whole sword.

And all them tatts. Jimmy likey.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

My buddy has been mia since Thursday. No family to call so last night I got to calling hospitals and jails. Locked up for assaulting a police officer. Gonna visit him today and get the scoop, put some money on his books. Fucking pussy faggot police officer. Assaulted? Don't you wear a vest and carry a gun? Probably a simple case of resisting turned shitty by some asshole pig.

 

[dangledo]

cheers

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

In all my years I've never seen this. Clone has roots popping out mid stem. Weird.

 

[dangledo]

I get wild roots popping out when I don't cover my drip ring. 4-5'' up the stem

 

[dangledo]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

An Entourage movie?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Is that Katie Upton? The most famous Apple shape.

 

[Hookabelly]

Can do this. Only you can put your arms down and either swing or "walk" like a crab. Looks more creepy than sexy. But it's a fun party trick.

 

[see4]

Can do this. Only you can put your arms down and either swing or "walk" like a crab. Looks more creepy than sexy. But it's a fun party trick.

lol. now that would make for a great Vine. do it.

 

[Hookabelly]

lol. now that would make for a great Vine. do it.

Vine?

 

[see4]

Vine?

or instagram or some video of you doing that

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I am happy. I just had my first good shower at home in over a year. Our water pressure on the shower has been declining to nothing over the last year. Changed the valves, no help. All sorts of other shit just made the whole thing worse. Finally after my wife showered today the water wasn't even enough to reach the shower head. So I ripped the whole thing apart and went at it with a drain snake and some compressed air.

I figured it was an obstruction in the brass housing of the valve but could not easily dismantle it. So I got in there and shoved a bundle tie in the transverse part. Don't know what it was, but it is gone.

Oh, thank god for water pressure. I'm going to go shower again.

 

[6ohMax]

That is just grounds for cunt punt!

 

[dangledo]

Is that Katie Upton? The most famous Apple shape.

it is. she holds a place near and dear to my heart. and by heart, I mean my penis.

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

Not to sound racist but would anyone name their kid "Solongo"

Random

 

[Garden Boss]

Epic.
+rep

 

[Pinworm]

Baby Hippopotamus born at San Diego Zoo

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/baby-hippopotamus-born-san-diego-zoo-article-1.2163237

@UncleBuck

 

[Gary Goodson]

 

[Dyna Ryda]

Baby Hippopotamus born at San Diego Zoo

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/baby-hippopotamus-born-san-diego-zoo-article-1.2163237

@UncleBuck

The SD zoo is one of the coolest zoo's in the world. When I lived there I had a yearly membership and would go a couple times a month to walk with my wife, for exercise reasons. We lived really close. They also covered the panda bear birth on the news, just like Ron Burgandy.