girls..what size is best?

Yessica...

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Here's a graffiti writing story.its true.
I'm tagging a raised store sign on the BACKSIDE of the sign,we got on the roof from the stairwell..anyhow,its a stripmall,2 stories and levels..in the middle of painting,fumes and paint,cans everywhere,an exit door suddenly flys open,and 4 middle age black women come out in a rawkus fashion for a smoke break,they were in the store above..we were busted or so we thought,dove behind an a.c. unit to hide on the roof top..hilarious conversation next,and we had to remain silently hidden..
"Oh no girl,ooo,all you just do is you gotta ease it in real slow.."
"Yea,get some baby oil and grease it up,and it may hurt but get it loosened up and and after he in,girl let him do his thang!"
"Yea,I let him play round mine with his fingers first and get it loose.."
"I don't care what you crazy bitches are saying,I ain't letting him put that big thing in my asshole..no way!"
True story.
Tell me girls don't talk like thatm.bullshit..and I don't watch much t.v..
Oh, I never said girls don't talk about sex.

But if they saw that they were being watched...

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Then their conversation would have been different.

Also a different scenario if a complete stranger asked them to talk about it in a pitch black room where they had NO IDEA how many people were listening.

Possibly infinite people. Or the same 6 dudes...
 

rory420420

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Hmm,guess my wife's recounts of her friends having the boob convos are made up also...
The skinny friend she has talks her ear off at work about wantin boobs and an ass apparently.
 

Yessica...

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Hmm,guess my wife's recounts of her friends having the boob convos are made up also...
The skinny friend she has talks her ear off at work about wantin boobs and an ass apparently.
Hey, I never said you were a liar. I just said a girls conversation with her besties is going to be a lot different than a conversation on the internet to strangers.

It's going to be a hard sell getting women of the internet to answer your questions about pennus and sex. Just saying...

Also, THIS is funny...
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rory420420

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But,is that shape preferred?
I guess no one of the female persuasion will say..oh well.
Carry on talking bout your cocks gents...
 

Yessica...

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But,is that shape preferred?
I guess no one of the female persuasion will say..oh well.
Carry on talking bout your cocks gents...
Why can't you just ask your wife if you're dying to know?

Or is this some kind of survey? You could always try cold calling people at random and asking women these questions. May get some hang ups though, try not to take it personal...

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Yessica...

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But it might be a guy..you know those communication camouflaged people.:-)
Me thinks it's easier to disguise your sex on the internet more so than over the phone. You're only looking at the women's perspective? You'd probably get better intel back from the gays than the ladies anyway...
 

see4

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@Yessica... , how about I come to your place and show you my weenis? Maybe we can play hide the sausage? I must warn you, I like to do spider monkey, like Im drilling for oil.
 
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