I am the new Church of Scientology

[Unclebaldrick]

L Ron came to me in a dream last night. He said that I am the new Church of Scientology and that he wants you all to support me.

So come on @tomcruise and @Travolta789 , send me your Earth monies.

You too Finjaggy, I will even take your bitpennies.

 

[Grandpapy]

Money sent.


I feel better already.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Money sent.


I feel better already.

You are saved.

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

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Apostate!

 

[dannyboy602]

If I kill Joel Osteen can I be saved?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

If I kill Joel Osteen can I be saved?

Yes, do you need bullets?

P.s. don't forget Dottie

Edit: Oliviera Manuel George! It's Dodie! Not Dottie. Oh the depravity!

 

[Diabolical666]

Apostate!

stop cursing at me!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

stop cursing at me!

Sorry, I meant "My prostate!"

 

[dannyboy602]

Haha...yeah...silver ones just in case.

Yes, do you need bullets?

P.s. don't forget Dottie

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Haha...yeah...silver ones just in case.

It will help them hedge against inflation. Maybe they will be able to trade those bullets for sammiches WTSCD!

 

[mainliner]

after seeing a few names pop up im definetly going to need proof of all this ............. ID will not do sir.

 

[MightyMike530]

FUCK YOU MAINLINER!!!

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

after seeing a few names pop up im definetly going to need proof of all this ............. ID will not do sir.

shut up mainliner

 

[6ohMax]

I dont like my avatar

 

[Dyna Ryda]

shut up mainliner

it's becoming obvious you and mainliner are the same person

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

it's becoming obvious you and mainliner are the same person

How ?

 

[Growan]

L Ron came to me in a dream last night. He said that I am the new Church of Scientology and that he wants you all to support me.

So come on @tomcruise and @Travolta789 , send me your Earth monies.

You too Finjaggy, I will even take your bitpennies.

This sounds interesting. Do you have any literature on I can peruse?

 

[dannyboy602]