LetsGetCritical
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fuck Australia I want to move to America you guys seem much cooler than the wankers I have to deal with on the daily
Fuck this fucking place
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LetsGetCritical
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sounds good my bro. I have had a shocker of a day. Although it is Friday (8:18pm now)
Pinworm
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You live in the future. It's only 5am over here in the side of the world that has the biggest penises.
LetsGetCritical
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I had a can of Guinness after work, I could feel something bouncing around inside it so when I finished it I broke it open and there was a little plastic ball in it like a ping pong ball that my 3year old enjoyed playing with after I washed it.
bluntmassa1
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I'll trade citizenship I just know how much heroin goes for down under I have my boy ship it to people down their I will be rich. Actually fuck that can't even own a gun that's some bullshit I heard yall can't even stand your ground just got to call the police while someone rapes your wife. lol, I still want to visit that wildlife is cool as shit, fuck the city though cities are for the sheep chill lean up on a building in NYC the people look like fucking robots. They don't give a fuck just walking straight don't look at anyone its weird.
LetsGetCritical
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all kinds of drugs are expensive here, and yeah if someone breaks into your house and you hurt them YOU go to jail, haha
bluntmassa1
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That's some bullshit can't hurt someone trying to hurt you, fools would be vanishing like Jimmie Hoffa if I lived their fuck that shit dead hoes tell no tails.
What if you had some bad ass dogs and they hurt the person breaking in do you still go to jail?
LetsGetCritical
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the laws are uncertain but if someone jumps your fence and they get mauled then I think the owner is liable. Also, Pit bulls amongst a few others are considered 'dangerous breeds' here and have to be muzzled in public and caged within the confines of the fenced property.
LetsGetCritical
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oh I think you can use 'reasonable force' but you cant bash someone with a baseball bat for example an unarmed intruder
LetsGetCritical
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im not really sure what I am saying I think I need to lie down lol
Mindmelted
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You are in my house without consent you are going to get babe ruthed.
Mangled mess anyone!
Mangled mess anyone!
lahadaextranjera
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bluntmassa1
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Damn, I guess you got a point fuck Australia I thought our laws where fucked no wonder the Hells Angels and Banditos moved in so easy nobody can do shit to protect themselves.
Mindmelted
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Friday the 13th.
My kinda day.
My kinda day.
LetsGetCritical
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oh I woke up at 5am drove 1.5 hours to work, the truck broke down 6 times once with a 4metre wide load on a major highway, drove 1.5 hours home, hadn't eaten all day drank a can of Guinness found a fucking testicle inside it. Got kfc for dinner waited in line for about 30minutes but the chicken was pretty good!Yeah but it's Friday the 13th!!!I'm Staying in as much as possible today!
bluntmassa1
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You will be fine Jason lives in the USA just don't steal his weed and it will be a good Friday the 13th.Yeah but it's Friday the 13th!!!
I got a kick out of that last movie first people to get killed stumbled on his crop. lol Like shit I'd go ape shit too I kind of sympathize for the guy he's just trying to grow weed and mind his own business but them damn kids.
Growan
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Hey! You won the competition! If you post that little ball to :
Guinness: Spot the Ball! Competition,
Growan's field
Ireland
Yurp
Along with 50 euro handling fee, you'll receive a years supply of Guinness!
LetsGetCritical
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lol I said to my gf, maybe its a competition, and ive won a million dollars. Never heard of a fucking widget
have drank Guinness before but always out the tap
Growan
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You can get a non draught version, its abut like flat Guinness flavoured coke, fizzy and brown.lol I said to my gf, maybe its a competition, and ive won a million dollars. Never heard of a fucking widget
I prefer the draught. Myself.
Get a pint glass, put a good slug of Tia Maria or Kaluha or Buckfast Tonic Wine if you can get it, dump a can of Guinness draught on top. Gorgeous. One of my favorite drinks. Or 50/50 Guinness and Gold Label (barley wine).
Man, I want a drink now...