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Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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Confession: I keep wondering if you get such a thing as dwarf midgets, or midget dwarves. Like little little people. I mean they are two different things, midgets and dwarves, so can you get a person that is BOTH? I know it is incorrect in some way but man that would be awesome, I'd try and piss one off and run backwards in circles just to watch his little legs go.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Mad Hamish said:
For me it is that moment before blackout. I have solved world hunger in the second before losing consciousness. I also lose all memory of actual solutions. But that one moment when you GET it, priceless lol
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When I was working on math I would dream solutions. Some of the tough problems might require several nights to solve. It was amazing.
Pinworm said:
I got curious and ate a piece of dog food yesterday. Not bad. Leaves quite a bit to be desired.
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Never EVER get curious. Let me be a lesson to you.

Singlemalt said:
Back in college I'd occasionally toss in half a can of chicken cat food in my ramen noodles, wasn't bad
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Dog on a log.....
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Singlemalt said:
Back in college I'd occasionally toss in half a can of chicken cat food in my ramen noodles, wasn't bad
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Did NOT! (what did it taste like?) I hear cat food is salty.. they need more sodium.

I don't seem to have any moderate confessions such as these. Mine are either not fit to print here or boring enough to put everyone to sleep. @curious2garden I've got a "make yourself at home" story too, only I didn't eat a "U" out of the ham. (that was the funniest image btw)
 
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curious2garden

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Hookabelly said:
Did NOT! (what did it taste like?) I hear cat food is salty.. they need more sodium.

I don't seem to have any moderate confessions such as these. Mine are either not fit to print here or boring enough to put everyone to sleep. @curious2garden I've got a "make yourself at home" story too, only I didn't eat a "U" out of the ham. (that was the funniest image btw)
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Well I confessed so it seems about time you spilled :) Oh and it turns out the ham was an expensive Christmas gift from his parents.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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I confess that a long time ago when I was like 16 or so I masturbated in my room and had an orgasm. Pretty much while my hand was around my penis and there was semen all over my hand, my mom opened my door and walked into my room telling me to come downstairs for dinner. She never mentioned it again but yeah that happened.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Hookabelly said:
Did NOT! (what did it taste like?) I hear cat food is salty.. they need more sodium.

I don't seem to have any moderate confessions such as these. Mine are either not fit to print here or boring enough to put everyone to sleep. @curious2garden I've got a "make yourself at home" story too, only I didn't eat a "U" out of the ham. (that was the funniest image btw)
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Actually its not at all salty, however the ramen soup packet had ample salt
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Yeah I never understood if a bent tap was a sign of accomplishment or a mature hour. I mean if you clean the shit out of your backyard do your taps bow down in respect ?
 
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