Let's get drunk!!!

StonedFarmer

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Don't know why but these always make me feel better. I get into an arguementioned with the wife almost daily lately.

After this I feel calm. Round 1 ish stillView attachment 3350693
wait till next round and shes living in a condo you pay for, fucking bs. i think shes been cheating and am 100% sure.

the breakups fine but fucking snitching on what i got at home, fuck me. lawyer eolvrd shit and i told everyon her number is snitch shit.

funny i got new charges and she wanted to seperate.

o well more ice berv and my bros choc coconut porter
 

thump easy

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Hoegaarden beer tonight i quit but had to redue a concrete job that look like a hack job i jumped off the roof and took apart the forms and redid the forms for concrete i to do everthing i was upset 30 years this guys sead and it looks like he never even finsished pre school so i added the raduis like the art of flight and i will do it my self ow my god why are humans so fucken crazzy i almost lost money on this shit god i believe he felt he was king but i thought he was king of shit!!!!!!!!!!! didnt even finsish the roof im anal even on the roof atention to detail is everthing to me even on the roof i will have to add my finishing touches and ill post but today im sead im drinking a few tonight owww mann!!!!!!!!!
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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wait till next round and shes living in a condo you pay for, fucking bs. i think shes been cheating and am 100% sure.

the breakups fine but fucking snitching on what i got at home, fuck me. lawyer eolvrd shit and i told everyon her number is snitch shit.

funny i got new charges and she wanted to seperate.

o well more ice berv and my bros choc coconut porter
Damn bro. That's harsh. Best thing is put it in first gear, ease back and say "ok dundermiffin" "be out, I'll be posted right here"

Main thing if you got kids with her than its like the board game operation. Don't hit the buzzer.

I'm out to the movies
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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So either this is gangsta , weird or crazy. Im walking down a dark ass park, posse off , with my little dog.

All around I see park rangers, cops n shit already. So I'm walking down the dark as path ...
I see three DARK ASS FUCK FIGURS first I think shit cops, then aw damn not cops.

I'm not strapped. They were about 5'11 and I'm 5'8 . So first thing I even do before and after scoping the situation...

I said " Y'ALL TRYIN JACK, HUH YALL GOT IT" as I square up a bit. Hahahhahaha

So turns out its some Fiji motherfuxkers , then my little dog does a small lunge towards them and the last guy almost trips.

Its dark as fuck and they were to. I felt bad after. But started crackin up..... They were all "no no no"

Crazy, gangsta or weird or all thrice ?

Lol and in my hand I hold a lighter , Marley pipe, leash and bone shape bag holder. Lmao....yup
 

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ChingOwn

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Im about to make my first Old Fashioned....I got bitters, whiskey, sugar cubes, and orange peel. any one got any advice?
 

HoLE

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It's one in the afternoon here,,not only did I go shopping do some business on the phone,,prepare for vacation departure tomorrow,,but I still managed to already be buzzed on about 6 beers,,and counting,,gotta keep my stats up

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 

StonedFarmer

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working on these last 5 beers, then maybe grab another few. have a brew meeting later but was out all night.

had my first date in 8 years. since i no longer have a wife i think it went well, we danced till 3 am then i took her back to bother my brother for beer.

still in awe I got asked out by a frickin model/rave goddess. gotta go make breakfast as she sleeps
 

StonedFarmer

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gotta dinner started, opened my first beer. ate a bunch of xanax and now im being asked to grab my grandfather to bring to my house for dinner. why not pick him up damnit on your way here i asked... " because he won't listen to us"

got me there maybe he will buy me some wine. he was all mad someone stole his whiskey and other liqours. start of alzheimers so guess after i get stoned i can attempt to walk.

blackout in t-45 min
 

StonedFarmer

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just got started drinking, had few more xanax and waiting for girl to come over but my gramps wants me to stay at his house.

fack this ruined sex night. atleast we go for breakfast.

if my thieving cousin is there i will endup in jail. maybe its fate, while back he stole from my gramps and my weeks worth of oxy.
 
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